Your crappiest round

lonelyjew · Post by **lonelyjew** » 2007-05-05 02:00

I don't know if it's my crappiest ever, but I just had a very awful round, so awful that I quit in shame. It was on Basrah, I spawned in on a squad that wasn't doing anything at the start and after helping cap a flag I started towards north vcp where a T-62 slaughtered me. As I lay bleeding I looked at my map and to my surprise there wasn't twenty people waiting for the a-10's and none in the air. I haven't gotten a chance to fly in ages so I decided to wait for one. I waited for my turn(there was already a guy waiting for me) and then after he flew for a bit and crashed mine spawned.

Finally flying, I did my best to rain hell from above but without a commander to tell me what to shoot I was doing pretty bad. Finally, a commander came and told me to hit north vcp. I knew right then and there that those towel headed ******** were going down. Five of them did and more would have died had I been paying attention to the map. As I turned and leveled out from a dive a big gray object came into my path. Boom, there went I and two pilots. I apologized and was pretty bummed out about it; crashing because of idiocy is one thing but making two others suffer from my mistake is just unfair.

So I waited and when I saw my A-10 spawn after my long wait my spirits rose. There was no way I was going to make another mistake, not after that first one. I was going to keep a safe distance from the ground. Sure I'd get less kills but I wouldn't die like a nube at least. As I flew in for my first attack run I veered away as there was a guy at the flag I was supposed to hit however as I came around I had a fresh marker showing exactly where people were, they were going down. I hit that fire key as hard as I could and there was no way in hell anything survived. I hit the key to pull up and nothing happened. I forgot to pay attention to my thrust and stalled out. Before I even hit the ground I was hitting the escape button.

Looks like I'm staying away from A-10's....

Blackhawk 5 · Post by **Blackhawk 5** » 2007-05-05 02:17

On muttrah 60% of the people on US carrier were (this was close to release of 0.5) and with the new heli tweakings everyone crashed. The MEC had all sides defend, everyone on the AA guns. People went in helis without pilot kits, flipped them over, etc. Those who took a boat got destroyed by small arms. then a squad of MEC who managed to swom from docks to carrier were spawncaming us.

Expendable Grunt · Post by **Expendable Grunt** » 2007-05-05 02:32

Crappiest round...hmmm...well, I once TK'd like 10 people in one go, using a hand grenade. I've also been knived in the head out of a TOW humvee turret before...Been 0-44...spent the whole round with a target painted ontop of my helmet for artillary...got a pilot kit, was TK'd for it, was TEABAGGED after the TK (was trying to get into gunner seat for cobra). On the upside, he picked up the kit and died

Bobert08 · Post by **Bobert08** » 2007-05-05 04:53

Yeah, my worst round involves the A10s on Basrah actually being available, and me fumbling around in them.

I'm staying away from the A10s.

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-05-05 05:12

My worst round was, when I went back to vanilla....
Ive actually had more of them, one was on Thors Basrah, server full of Leet flyboy pricks...

Never had troubles with A10, though, only AA, SA-7 and no fvcking commander...

EDIT:
Well, I did go strafing the Facility once from the North-East side, and the other A10 came from North-West side, I went over the Facility, turned to East, other A10 did the same and turned to West...we crashed into each other above the South VCP...I remember the Insurgent team LOLing on global chat...someone even asked "what the hell happened at South VCP?"

Salah ad Din · Post by **Salah ad Din** » 2007-05-05 08:59

By "AT-reload bug", do you mean that after firing the AT you can change to another weapon and back again to AT and you reload almost immediately?

Top_Cat_AxJnAt · Post by **Top_Cat_AxJnAt** » 2007-05-05 09:03

The round i had, in which me and Freshmeat had a most polite and joyous conversation over the iGi teamspeak server, shall never forget that day, truely momentous in every way possibLE!

Army Musician · Post by **Army Musician** » 2007-05-05 09:03

Yes I got kicked for 1 minutes for mine. I was on Muttrah City in a Boat and being fired upon. So I got hold of the machine and started laying down suppressive fire, and my team mates walked straight into my line of fire, and I killed 3 TM. I was like foxtrot uniform charlie kilo, nooooooooooooooo. I was doing well up to that point, ended up at a score of -6 and been kicked.

BaDbLiTz123 · Post by **BaDbLiTz123** » 2007-05-05 09:06

What i always think is 1 teams **** round is another teams good round.

Shorty17 · Post by **Shorty17** » 2007-05-05 09:28

My crappiest round...just about every one since pr became more popular with the vbf2 noobs. Stopped playing until 0.6 arrives.

Top_Cat_AxJnAt · Post by **Top_Cat_AxJnAt** » 2007-05-05 09:47

Shorty - what server due you normal play on and at what time (GMT)?

KP · Post by KP » 2007-05-05 09:48

Yeah, let me and Top_Cat show you a good time.

Post by **bosco_** » 2007-05-05 09:58

Rounds are basically crappy everytime my K/D is worse then 2.

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The worst rounds happen on Greasy Mullet... when you have to walk from the US Main Base to the MEC Air Base, then you know what I'm talking about.

paco · Post by **paco** » 2007-05-05 10:09

Two days ago on TB Al Basrah server. I started out by dying 10 times in the shortest possible time. I had to stop spawning on the SL, he was a bullet magnet. In the end I had a spawn time of 47s. We were winning so I endured through the round.

Hides-His-Eyes · Post by **Hides-His-Eyes** » 2007-05-05 10:14

Well in about my second round ever...

Maybe i once possibly might just have maybe thought our attack heli was the enemies and fired a heavy AT into it and taken it out?

=(

Haven't been in the PTG server since

daranz · Post by **daranz** » 2007-05-05 11:54

Once, on Inishail forest on Thor's, I joined 3 different 5 person squads, only to find that in each and every one of them, all squadmembers were running all over the map with no purpose or organization whatsoever, and all of the squadleaders were specops.

Then, I spawned at the village flag, and started typing something. One of the specop squadleaders was yelling stuff like "go go go" and "negative" at me, and in the middle of the sentence I was trying to type, he TKed me. I have no idea what he was doing that required warning me. Either way, I punished him for TKing me in the middle of our spawn (and I use punish about once every 5 years), and he goes on chat and says "I tried to warn you but you TKed me anyway." My immediate reaction was "Tried to warn of of WHAT?" Seems like he decided to detonate a SLAM at the rally point that I spawned at, for whatever retarded reason. Initially, I thought he was shooting at some Chinese around there, so next round I crouched down and shot someone who's been bunnyhopping around there. Of course, I accidentally hit the guy who TKed me, since he was still around there. I didn't even try to explain, because he wouldn't believe me anyway.

DirtyHarry88 · Post by **DirtyHarry88** » 2007-05-05 12:04

I'd say the a10's are alright if you get some practice, although with the view distances you really do need a commander for full effect, something the a10's MUST do is bomb the bridges from palace, it can really cripple the insurgents.

Playing muttrah is always bad now, spawn into a server and see 3 littlebird wreckages upside down on the deck and you think to yourself, they STILL haven't learned yet?

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-05-05 12:28

I take out the bridges with BH - start a squad, usually called UH60 OPS (cant get longer), get a pilot and two guys on mini's and if I get a rifleman and medic, even better...

swiftdraw · Post by **swiftdraw** » 2007-05-05 13:37

Tactical Gamer, 3 kills and 27 deaths on Operation Mao Valley.... 5 or 6 of those deaths were from friendly fire and it seemed every time I spawned a grenade was just in the process of exploding. The icing on the cake (and when I finally decided to disconnect) was when the little bird wreckage hit me and I do believe that is what killed me...