How to jihad in nine easy steps.

Lucid Nightmare · Post by **Lucid Nightmare** » 2007-05-05 09:15

BaDbLiTz123 · Post by **BaDbLiTz123** » 2007-05-05 09:21

Lol amazing.

arthuro12 · Post by **arthuro12** » 2007-05-05 10:05

very nice, and very funny

gj gj

daranz · Post by **daranz** » 2007-05-05 12:42

I have a system of awarding style points to jihad drivers. Basically, the closer they are to the end of the music during explosion, the better. Note that the long they keep the music up, the more warning the enemy has. Ideally, the jihad car should play the entirety of the music, and then explode.

Playing at least 3 seconds of the music before exploding is absolutely mandatory.

Post by **bosco_** » 2007-05-05 22:50

Good job, I lol'd.

ArmedDrunk&Angry · Post by **ArmedDrunk&Angry** » 2007-05-05 22:57

There has been a problem with the translation, it seems upon killing an infidel you will receive 72 crystal vases full of virgin olive oil.
Terribly sorry if this caused any confusion.

youm0nt · Post by **youm0nt** » 2007-05-05 22:59

Nine easy steps? Well, shooting them takes two easy steps... Point and fire

RatU(BRA) · Post by **RatU(BRA)** » 2007-05-05 23:42

Hahahaha, really great!

Wasteland · Post by **Wasteland** » 2007-05-05 23:55

youm0nt wrote:Nine easy steps? Well, shooting them takes two easy steps... Point and fire

Are you suggesting firing at the MBTs with small arms?

ryan d ale · Post by **ryan d ale** » 2007-05-06 00:22

JP*wasteland.soldier wrote:Are you suggesting firing at the MBTs with small arms?

It looks good! But ermm...

Teek · Post by **Teek** » 2007-05-06 07:44

LOL!!!
GJ!

Cascyth · Post by **Cascyth** » 2007-05-06 07:51

nice!

Bonsai · Post by **Bonsai** » 2007-05-06 08:44

Fantastic!

^Slick · Post by **^Slick** » 2007-05-06 11:51

Amazing.... /me claps.

oS2007 · Post by **oS2007** » 2007-05-06 14:04

Frankly, I'd be more willing to drive IED laden cars into a tank if I had even just 36 well-traveled women of the night awaiting me.

I don't think eternity is long enough to teach 72 fine young girls just how it's done, and sex ed won't be the first thing I feel like doing when I get there.

wpchen · Post by **wpchen** » 2007-05-07 00:14

Lol, nice guide.

So do the IEDs explode when you hit the tank? Or do you have to jump out and manually detonate?

trogdor1289 · Post by **trogdor1289** » 2007-05-07 00:36

both

JuniperM40 · Post by **JuniperM40** » 2007-05-07 01:02

Depends on:

1. If you hit an MBT with a technical - you will explode automatically if you hit them from the front or behind.

2. APCs need manual detonation - unless you hit them on the front, really fast.

3. Jihad cars (already rigged to explode) need no external detonation - just RMB click on 'em when youre reasonably close.

4. Always have your detonator when you jump out (5) available just-in-case. =)

youm0nt · Post by **youm0nt** » 2007-05-07 02:32

JP*wasteland.soldier wrote:Are you suggesting firing at the MBTs with small arms?

No, no, I meant when you're on the wrong end of a jihadist. Two simple steps to take the jihadist out: Point and fire!

Teek · Post by **Teek** » 2007-05-07 03:09

640 Gigabit Internet Router =) DIG IT.!

^^^^ I love fast hardware ^^^^

You have one of those!
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lol,
btw, only 10gbs