Smacktard level rising

KingLorre · Post by **KingLorre** » 2007-05-12 14:42

Outlawz wrote:Oh, and the last time I played Al Basrah, some tard wasted both BHs, Cobras, then crashed the A10 shortly after he took off...he didnt even know, how to fly, everyone was telling him to gtfo and practice on LAN, but he just kept wrecking the whole airport...

I kept teamswitching back to INSURGENTS, but ever since smacktards, that keep destroying the spawn cars, appeared, Im confused, which side to play on...

exactly... 10 more days everybody so hold on!

Expendable Grunt · Post by **Expendable Grunt** » 2007-05-12 17:14

I managed to find myself (as insurgent) an M95 kit the other night. I'm a fairly good shot, and normally I wouldn't have taken it but my insurgent kit was almost out of ammo and out of IED's (APC ambush ftw) so I grabbed it. Guy next to me with a US Spec Ops kit (Dropped his RPG gunner for it) turned, TK'd me, squad said "MINE" and promptly died while trying to pry it from my not so cold, dead hands.

Matt23 · Post by **Matt23** » 2007-05-12 17:44

KingLorre wrote:exactly... 10 more days everybody so hold on!

Yea 10 more days until an influx of more smacktards come

Post by **bosco_** » 2007-05-12 17:48

10 more days till what? Did I miss something? ôÔ

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-05-12 19:51

0.6 is due to be released? Check your calendar, Bosco

Template · Post by **Template** » 2007-05-12 20:02

I often tend to kick players out of my squad because they can't either understand our comm. language(finnish) or I don't want outsiders to mess with our tactics. Sometimes they hunger for revenge and start TKing.

Though haven't encountered this for a while. A damn pathetic act that is.

Post by **bosco_** » 2007-05-12 22:44

Outlawz wrote:0.6 is due to be released? Check your calendar, Bosco

The public beta you mean?

PlayPR! · Post by **PlayPR!** » 2007-05-12 23:18

bosco wrote:10 more days till what? Did I miss something? ôÔ

Ya same here! What the hell is going on? I feel left out on secret or something...

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-05-13 06:32

bosco wrote:The public beta you mean?

Well...what else?
New brand of toilet paper possibly

?

Post by **KingofCamelot** » 2007-05-13 06:57

I'm extremely tempted to change the name of this thread to "Smacktard Rising" every time I see it. o.O

Post by **bosco_** » 2007-05-13 10:07

Outlawz wrote:Well...what else?
New brand of toilet paper possibly ?

Full 0.6? That was why I wondered.
Great news to hear nontheless.

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-05-13 10:44

'[R-DEV wrote:KingofCamelot']I'm extremely tempted to change the name of this thread to "Smacktard Rising" every time I see it. o.O

I don't see anything wrong with the term "level" inside the title...

jmull · Post by **jmull** » 2007-05-13 12:56

Outlawz wrote:I don't see anything wrong with the term "level" inside the title...

OMG!!! There's a new level of stupidity in here.

Doom721 · Post by **Doom721** » 2007-05-13 19:21

My favorite moment was my own stupidity of accidental friendly fire on airport, I had grabbed a support gun, and was out near the hangars/silos on the east part of the map heading north to the airstrip...

A brit ran into the close part of the cement right in front of me and a MEC was behind him, hidden in the ditch, I crouched and luckily got the brit, popped up, and was taking fire from that friendly....

We began to volley eachother for a few seconds and realized it was friendly fire

that was a pretty hillarious moment when he typed out "omg im so sorry" and threw me a field dressing...

A quick note on smacktard levels, Al Basrah right now is a playground for tard's if you don't get some USMC teamwork hitting really hard...

Expendable Grunt · Post by **Expendable Grunt** » 2007-05-13 19:22

Always fun to be insurgent on Al Basra.

Doom721 · Post by **Doom721** » 2007-05-13 21:30

Insurgent on Al basrah.... got my ak got my spot... hmm no USMC to be found for an hour..

*Team spots an APC*
*20 guys chase APC with IEDS/RPGs as M4's pronespam the insurgency*
*APC down*
*A10s proceed to bomb facility even though insurgency is dancing at north VCP*
<= Waits eagerly on a Jihad bike parked near airport

.... Yawn lol

101 bassdrive · Post by **101 bassdrive** » 2007-05-14 00:11

short while ago on thors:
a guy named if I recall right, DA][DARKMAN, starts whining in mainchat that he needs 3 rpg to take down a APC. and therefor it's hax if it goes down with 1.
phir replies calmly that that "hack" is called h-at and our beloved darkman goes on tellin him to stfu nub^^
we all go in and try to silence him. me being the last on the textscreen before the round ends.
the next round I have h-at on western hill of ejod and get TK. I thought it was accidental and forgive. ( still was hard to do so I admit)
some moments later I'm down at west city. same guy TK me again. I punish. he revives me. TK again. he gets kicked of the server.
returns!! and constantly spawns on my APC and TK phir twice who tries to repair it.
I move the APC up on the western hill.. he had spawn as RPG.
guess what happens.. 4 TK. he gets kicked.
later on fallujah again 3 TK.
If i recall right he had about 15 TK.. worst smacktardness I've ever experienced.
EDIT: man even reading this protocol of his actions is so lame i can't believe it

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-05-14 00:22

Waves to Bassdrive. Well, here I am. As promised. All I have to say is:

TREASON! TREASON! TREASON!

Bassdrive said it best: LOL Clavdivs tries to reason.

Doom721 · Post by **Doom721** » 2007-05-14 02:22

Yeah I was playing on Mao Valley and this idiot named 101 bassdrive went to take out a rally with a GL as we both backed up, and he blew me up and lived XD

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-05-14 03:24

Well to Bassdrives defence, he did great on ... whats that map called. US has to push MEC out of the map and has that canyon? It wasnt him that sabotaged my heroic meassure to repair that gawd damn gateway, just to see on of my own point a rifle at my head and yell for ammo, then put slams on it, then kill me with nades.

TRAITOR! TRAITOR! TRAITOR!

It took me 2 minutes under fire to fix that gawd darn thing! Without help.

Then again, he did not get confused in that sandstorm and jump into a foxhole yelling for a medic. Medic just looks at me with this stupid look. Points his gun at me. I still scream for a medic. More people join in the foxhole. All of them just sitting there. Just looking at me. I yell one more time "MEDIC" in english and they respond "no sir" in arabic. Thats when I remembered: I am US on this round, MEC are my bad guys. Sigh.

All 4 MECs just blinked once, and opened fire. Gawd, I am so ashamed.

I still feel that according to the Geneva convention, you should have given me medical attention!