Whats your major malfunction maggot?

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-06-02 10:05

For a good time ...

join Helix? Ok guys. We have all been there. That one round where everybody just went crazy and good times was had by all. Except the loosing side.

Here is last night:

So, Helix was on Thors. We where to many to be in one squad so we devided up in two squads. Everybody rush Gardens on EJOD, and while there? What are we to do? Making that flag go up to the top is ... boooooohhhring. One sings.

Helix on ventrilo we started to mess about and before ya know it on VOIP: dah dat dat dat dahdahdah dat dat dat - EVERY BODY DANCE NOW. DAH DAH DATDAT DAH DAH DAH DATDAT DAH DAH - EVERY BODY DANCE NOW! ... And so we did - jumping around like crazy, proning like madfolks and crouching like no tomorrow.

Cool part? Somebody who just joined our squad said: Man, I wish I had FRAPS on ... They enemy was still owned, we won, everything just good. But what is your story?

(I fear that Helix will be know as the clan that sings everytime that things go well.)

arneboe · Post by **arneboe** » 2007-06-02 12:02

but that is a good thing clavdivs!

AppleJuice4u2 · Post by **AppleJuice4u2** » 2007-06-02 14:44

Your crazy man, your crazy but i like you man.

101 bassdrive · Post by **101 bassdrive** » 2007-06-02 16:58

..game experience may change during weekends..

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-06-02 18:44

101 bassdrive wrote:..game experience may change during weekends..

LOL, Helix clan disclaimer

X=-Hawkeye-=X · Post by **X=-Hawkeye-=X** » 2007-06-03 05:53

Haha, that's great. I sometimes do stupid stuff to just be funny. I might rapidly shake my screen up and down, left to right, then my squad members look at me and say over VOIP, "Dude...what the heck are you doing? Having a seizure?"

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-06-06 02:49

Since I'm fed up with unmotivated kicks. is locked.
I have the best unmotivated kick story, ever.

So there I am, joining in at albasrah 24/7 Thors. I hop in a squad and what do I get on text? "No females on my squad".

??? ??? ???
I've gotten "STFU faggot" "You sound like a faggot" "What? You ten or something?" "STFU noobzer, we don't want kids", but never, ever "no females in my squad".

To top it all of, later I got "Hey Claudius, you on your kids PC?"

Never. I have never. Ever. Ever. Had that happen to me. Is this a new thing to PR? Or have we just evolved? We basically kicked every hacker, cheater, kid, idiot and moron. Now we are going after females?

MadTommy · Post by **MadTommy** » 2007-06-06 07:32

Hx.Clavdivs... you my friend will have to ignore the kids and idiots. I cant think of a better PR player, and i certainly cant think of any player i'd rather have in my squad over you.. Clavdis you are a star player. It's their loss.
- It has been some time since you had my back. -

The people who are being rude are more than likely little boys with little minds... best ignored. No females...lol

Where i come from a faggot is either a tasty meat ball or a gay man, both of which i rather enjoy the company of. But kids will always have a problem with this.

daranz · Post by **daranz** » 2007-06-06 08:01

Hx.Clavdivs wrote:Since I'm fed up with unmotivated kicks. is locked.
I have the best unmotivated kick story, ever.

So there I am, joining in at albasrah 24/7 Thors. I hop in a squad and what do I get on text? "No females on my squad".

??? ??? ???
I've gotten "STFU faggot" "You sound like a faggot" "What? You ten or something?" "STFU noobzer, we don't want kids", but never, ever "no females in my squad".

To top it all of, later I got "Hey Claudius, you on your kids PC?"

Never. I have never. Ever. Ever. Had that happen to me. Is this a new thing to PR? Or have we just evolved? We basically kicked every hacker, cheater, kid, idiot and moron. Now we are going after females?

ROFL. Now that's realistic - simulation of modern military forces (especially if it was the MEC).

R@ge · Post by **R@ge** » 2007-06-06 08:07

Hx.Clavdivs wrote:Since I'm fed up with unmotivated kicks. is locked.
I have the best unmotivated kick story, ever.

So there I am, joining in at albasrah 24/7 Thors. I hop in a squad and what do I get on text? "No females on my squad".

??? ??? ???
I've gotten "STFU faggot" "You sound like a faggot" "What? You ten or something?" "STFU noobzer, we don't want kids", but never, ever "no females in my squad".

To top it all of, later I got "Hey Claudius, you on your kids PC?"

Never. I have never. Ever. Ever. Had that happen to me. Is this a new thing to PR? Or have we just evolved? We basically kicked every hacker, cheater, kid, idiot and moron. Now we are going after females?

Was this yesterday Claudius???

Maybe we can get admins to look in the log, and punish them with some good old *** whipping....

Those kids are probably afraid of you Claudius, since you are a woman and all that,,, LOOOL

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-06-06 08:10

Little kids hang together and hold each other Willie's, no need for a girl.

.:iGi:.NinjaJedi · Post by **.:iGi:.NinjaJedi** » 2007-06-06 11:17

Where i come from a faggot is either a tasty meat ball or a gay man, both of which i rather enjoy the company of.

Madtommy you just made me cry with laughter at that.

ArmedDrunk&Angry · Post by **ArmedDrunk&Angry** » 2007-06-06 13:51

I thought the English called cigarettes fags ......learn something new everyday.
But that is stunning, perhaps it was a very angry gay man who is threatened by women.
I can't imagine who else would object to playing with females even if they were not as good of a player as Claudius.
But then I recall the people who objected so much to the idea of a female model and I remember there are those who nature has not gifted with a normal set of equipment and fear women.
I certainly hope those types are few and far between.

Salah ad Din · Post by **Salah ad Din** » 2007-06-06 14:02

there are female gamers ?

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-06-06 14:18

Come on, don't take it so serious guys. I just think it was funny as hell.

BlackwaterEddie · Post by **BlackwaterEddie** » 2007-06-06 14:19

fag = ciggarette

faggot = tasty meatball, nothing like faggots and yorkshire puddings.

BlackwaterEddie · Post by **BlackwaterEddie** » 2007-06-06 14:22

Oh, and if you enjoy VOIP stories, i have one for you

*sits down in his armchair with a lit pipe*

cant remember what server it was, but i joined a squad, and this kid was talking, this older guy was....well....coming on to him, the kid obviously had a much higher voice than most guys and this guy thought he was a girl, it was quite funny up to the point where the guy found out it was a bloke, never heard so much swearing before a disconnect.

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-06-06 14:32

And the winner is: BlackwaterEddie
For best contribution to amazing tales from the frontline.

ArmedDrunk&Angry · Post by **ArmedDrunk&Angry** » 2007-06-06 15:21

LMAO ......nice one eddie
But a word of advice if you ever visit the colonies......don't walk into a restaurant and ask for " faggots and yorkshire pudding."

El_Vikingo · Post by **El_Vikingo** » 2007-06-06 15:24

I heard to geeks sswearing at each other. They wanted to slap each other, it was really funny.