When Vanilla Attacks!

General discussion of the Project Reality: BF2 modification.
Outlawz7
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Post by Outlawz7 »

I think, our Devs forgot to put some RPGs and SVDs for the Insurgents on Desert Storm. The damn Humvees begin driven over the frontline by a solo SF, which instaprones and shoots a couple of Insurgents and gets killed, then repeats :|

Altough mines do work, they dissappear after 10 mins, when the Ambusher, who placed them, dies, which happened a lot on Desert Storm, defending Canyon is worse hell than the D-day landings :roll:

p.s. I hate, when people drive the damn vehicles full speed over the ridge, fly over the combat zone and voila, they are on the other side :evil:

And M4 should get Auto mode replaced with Burst, maybe people will start using the Rifleman on Kashan instead of SF :d uh:
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Post by zeidmaan »

poor Eggman has to post same thing in every "omg teh vannila noobs are here" rant :(
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W4chund
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Post by W4chund »

Somebody said, the Veterans have helping the Beginners and guiding them. But be sure, there are alot of Beginners and Verterans that we can´t help.

The Vanilla APC Driver:

Needs 10 Minutes and 25 Questions per Minute how he can use an APC. 12 Minutes, 10 Answers per Minute and 30 "RTFM" later he´s sitting in the APC and driving to the Frontline, driving behind the Frontline, losing on his Way 10 Vanilla APC Spawners who´s jumping out and broken their Legs, capturing an RPG, switching Gun and saw the Death coming with an AP Round by an Enemy Tank until 5 Veteran APC Spawners are in the Blast Area.
35 Seconds and 60 Veteran maledictations later, he´s at the Mainspawn and asking the next 5 Minutes when the next APC will spawn. After 6 Minutes and 5 Retrys to drive the APC he needs a refresh how to get an Kit. After 7 Minutes and several "RTFM" he´s on the Road again. Meanwhile the Frontline is nearer to the Main, cause there where more Vanilla APC Drivers in the Team, so he´s losing again a few Vanilla APC Spawners, ignoring the "Stop the fucking APC" Shouts coming from Behind and holding in Front of an Enemy Tank, an Heavy AT Gunner and several light AT.
So it´s going on again and again and again........til we think he must be an Veteran but he never will be. ;)


The Vanilla Insurgent Spawncar Driver:

He has no Driver Licens in Real, he has no Brain, he has no Tactical apprication. Spawning on Driverseat, saw the steering-wheel and hitting the Gas. Using the Horn all the Time, losing alot of Spawners until he´s driving over the Hills, hitting the Trees, til hes reached the Enemy with the remaining Spawners who are to scary to jumping out while he´s driving.
And so he make it to his passion to wasting all Spawncars on the Map.
After 3 Weeks PRMM he´s doing the same.

This state of things is not a meaning of new Releases, sure it will be more after a Release, but this is the hard Business every Day on the Servers. :)
Love it or Hate it or Live with it.
The most PRMM Players with experience trying to help but it´s not our Mission to teach the new Players while we playing. It take 5 Minutes to read the importants things, if you coming from Vanilla to PRMM. But it´s requesting Brain to understand PRMM and that is a Thing that can´t be teached by Veterans. ;)
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Post by ArmedDrunk&Angry »

You can say what you like about me but..............
I WILL SHOOT SPAWN CAR DRIVERS
over and over until I am kicked.
Actually, I'm going to avoid insurgent maps for a week or so because my supply of mood altering chemicals is rather low.
And as the windshield melts
My tears evaporate
Leaving only charcoal to defend.
Finally I understand the feelings of the few.
Outlawz7
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Post by Outlawz7 »

This mod isnt called "Mini-mod" any more.... :d uh: :d uh: :d uh:
M4nicMin3r
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Post by M4nicMin3r »

ArmedDrunk&Angry wrote:You can say what you like about me but..............
I WILL SHOOT SPAWN CAR DRIVERS
over and over until I am kicked.
Actually, I'm going to avoid insurgent maps for a week or so because my supply of mood altering chemicals is rather low.

:!:

Is this the first report of PR war syndrome????



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Post by ArmedDrunk&Angry »

I understand if you are new to the game and despite what i say here I try to be helpful in the game and answer questions.

But having been told once that spawn cars are not to be moved I don't think it is unreasonable to execute a traitor in the field.

If you drive spawn cars you are aiding the enemy, which is treason, the penalty for which is death.

The vets are who p1$$ me off, because they just don't feel like walking so they drive the spawn car right up to the flag.
And as the windshield melts
My tears evaporate
Leaving only charcoal to defend.
Finally I understand the feelings of the few.
W4chund
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Post by W4chund »

M4nicMin3r wrote: :!:

Is this the first report of PR war syndrome????



:lol:

1 of the first Signs. ;)

Others are:

- Getting Kits, like Marksman, Heavy AT or Sniper, when no other Player is in sight to avoid the Teamkill for the Kit.

- Leaving Squad or open a new One after getting a Crewman Kit and APC, to avoid that other Squadmemders will coming with Crewman Kit, jumping on the Driverseat, leaving with u as Gunner the hidden tactical Position for supporting your Team, and attacking the 4 enemy Tanks that waiting for an Target.

- Waiting, as British Soldier, 10 til 15 seconds with spawning after Roundstart on Airport.

- Binding the "RTFM" phrase on a Key.

- Searching for the enemy RP if ur Wife said " look my Dear, there is a nice Boat" as u lying at the Beach.

- Trying to switch the Firemode on ur Nailgun if u are an carpenter by trade.

- Waiting for the Fog/Smoke before u crossing the Dancefloor in a Disco.

- Throwing a Field Dress in Real Life if somebody call for a Medic.
Leo
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Post by Leo »

The best thing to do is to make a squad named "newb help"

Kick the people that don't listen and try to teach as many as you can...before quitting the server because they asked why they keep dying in the plane after you explained it 5 times in the last 3 minutes.
Outlawz7
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Post by Outlawz7 »

^QFT :p
Long Bow
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Post by Long Bow »

Since 0.6 final has been released I think I have played an 2 hours total. I'm so put off by how it plays right now (not the mod the player base) that I am playing allot of RO. In a week or so I'm going to try again, I miss the beta days now even if it was harder to get good #'s on the servers sometimes.

Hopefully the new players figure things out and we can all enjoy real PR again soon :D
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Post by Maverick--113 »

Long Bow wrote:Since 0.6 final has been released I think I have played an 2 hours total. I'm so put off by how it plays right now (not the mod the player base) that I am playing allot of RO. In a week or so I'm going to try again, I miss the beta days now even if it was harder to get good #'s on the servers sometimes.

Hopefully the new players figure things out and we can all enjoy real PR again soon :D
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vanity
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Post by vanity »

I'm gonna create a squad called NEWBUTSEKS. Just to see who joins.
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Post by El_Vikingo »

My name is Viking, and I TK Spawn Car movers too, thanks for listnening.


I only do it when some of the dumbest people I've ever seen try to move it on to the Canyon Gates on Desert Storm, you know who you are.
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Post by .:iGi:. Eggenberg4Ever »

But it's soooooo much fun killing civilians LOL LOL LOL LOL :roll:

They'll get over the novelty soon and move far, far away.

Or they'll wise up and become committed PR players.
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Battlepudel
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Post by Battlepudel »

I really like taking a flag in .609.

During the beta it was sooo boring to capture a flag but now it's like "watch out for smoke, watch out for smoke, watch out for smoke, ammunition over here, ammunition over here....."...very sneaky indeed. Poor thing they can't throw medipacks.
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