Another noob making an ultra long post... :)

[wazza_ni]

I'm like a magnet for bullets or something. If I'm ever running with a large group of people, and a sniper decides to take a shot at us, I'm ALWAYS the first person he'll fire at. I don't mind though, it's a lot of fun really.

I'd recommend the Atkins diet to solve this problem. Within a very short space of time you'll be so thin that enemy snipers wont be able to hit you due to your slim physique and will simply stop trying, thus leaving you to run to your position with some ease.

I currently weigh 2 stone 7 ounces (which is impressive as im 6ft 1") and where as bullets used to hit me, they now simply whizz past me. Last time I heard as well, Victoria Beckham went on a 51-2 killing spree on Assault on Mestia. Her two deaths in the round were associated to malnourishment.


On a serious note Revelation, welcome to the PR forums. From the sounds of it Id be happy to be in a squad with you sometime, as you sound like a good soldier to run with.

Beer FTW!!

[Dunehunter]

Jaymz is a woman now? He had that surgery then?

[Ti_GER Niqo]

****! Another female. That means that the DEVS are 1 player short of getting their 50 bucks!

You need another female PR Player? I got one for ya. One of my Clanmates called Ti_GER M8trixe is absolutly PR addicted - and she's the best PR Medic I've had the honour to play with so far!

So DEVs - do i get a share of the 50$?

I'm like a magnet for bullets or something. If I'm ever running with a large group of people, and a sniper decides to take a shot at us, I'm ALWAYS the first person he'll fire at. I don't mind though, it's a lot of fun really.

Now that sounds familiar... *sigh* But playing SL most of the time carrying the enormous Officer kit around, I know why I'm the primary target...

[demonicklown445]

Yeah I first started to play this game when 0.5 was still out. I loved basrah mainly because I'm a damn good sniper with the .50 But when I first started, I failed horribly at it, I watched every video they had on youtube, and anything else, and I played, doing the entire cover thing, and yet, I still got shot. Then I remembered a tactic in Vanilla, dont stick your gun around the corner... And that tactic works great when you have an M249 just laying hell on your squad. The most I can say... If I'm in your squad, I call DM. I love that kit.

[eggman]

Thanks for the post and welcome