Are you kidding me moments...

ArmedDrunk&Angry · Post by **ArmedDrunk&Angry** » 2007-07-26 21:11

Alex6714 wrote:It is when you are high up in the air, nearing the limit of TV missile range and even after looking on the map to see if it was ours.

Doesn't the CO show as a star on the map ?

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-07-26 21:54

Just now!

Me and daranz here from forums happily armor whored as PLA on Daqin OL, when a Blackhawk decides to crash into us, since we already took out like 3/4 tanks heading for East Oilfield. Come on....

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-08-01 03:35

Doing research for a norwegian PR website, I started to RTFM. My "are you kidding me" is linked here. RTFM

Quote: Somebody who has a clue please link these to the relevant class pages.

Go on, say it. You know you want to.

Post by **RikiRude** » 2007-08-01 03:55

on basrah .5 one time we were insurgents and heading towards the CP thats right off that main road, cant think about it's name at the moment. we were running in a narrow passage and behind of us we hear the raging sound of the A-10s cannon, and it's closing in on us, luckily it had either been damaged before or someone got a good bead on it in the AA guns, but it got taken out moments before its cannon was directly on top of us.... though unluckily it was flying in a straight line and we had a A-10 carcass land on a few of us, damaging 2 or 3 and killing someone. very short celebration there =D

Cerberus · Post by **Cerberus** » 2007-08-01 05:39

A few days ago, I was playing on Al Basrah and in the VCP, there was an insurgent who had just placed C4 near a doorway. He ran out of it and was right in front of me, and with my L85 I fired full auto and put three shots into his upper chest and neck. Apparently that did not stop him from pressing the detonator. There really needs to be a detrimental effect when you're hit by bullets, shrapnel, and anything else that can hurt you.

Sgt.North · Post by **Sgt.North** » 2007-08-01 05:51

Back in 0605 beta, on Kashan (Playing as USA) was near the south bunker when an enemy fast jet flew over quite slowly showing off, so i shot him down with a HAT up his tail pipes! Was sooo funny, all the squad on VOIP saying WTF as they watched it happen, then loads of others on the team saying "WTF was that that shot down the Jet?! "

I'll not forget it

{WaRrioR} · Post by **{WaRrioR}** » 2007-08-01 12:08

David.Podedworny wrote:I fell down a Well in Basrah.

And Rambo Squad!

Thats right no Squad Leader! If we just had a Blackhawk gun, A Bow and Arrow, And the ability to make traps, We'd have won it in 5 minutes.

HaHa I fell down the well too. Only way to get back out is to kill yourself.

Symplify · Post by **Symplify** » 2007-08-01 14:59

lmfao, I tried to help a guy out of the well once

Shooting two bursts into someone's chest, point blank, only to have them bunny hop and shoot you in the head.

Sturnn · Post by **Sturnn** » 2007-08-01 19:48

My most Pwning moment was on the map "operation Ghost train"...so..here i am in a dugout near north bridge...so im a sniper guy and i see enemy troops moving across the bridge unaware that they are actually moving in a straight line...and not to mention they are close to the side...so i shoot at them and kill all of them with my sniper rifle all with headshots..and each one plummeted down into the river below! lol!.

my most "what the?" moment would of been....seeing a enemy tank roll right over my Mine and not explode...i was like WTF???!. i was totally pissed off for the rest of the round, wondering how the hell an enemy tank rolled over my mine and not blew up!.

maybe the mine was upside down "it is possible ya know" i couldn't really tell...and even if i wanted to check if it was the right way up. i didn't want to show myself to the enemy!.

pasfreak · Post by **pasfreak** » 2007-08-01 20:40

I was playing Road to Kyongan'Ni, as China.
I was crewman, got an APC and drove it all the way down to the Airdrop Flag ont he side of the hill. I sat there and capped, spawned, and shot people. however I soon came to realise that EVERYONE that left the apc was being Hatch-raped by the marines! I waited till it cooled down a little, then hit e. CLACK CLACK CLACK and I was dead. the camera pans up and there are two guys sitting UNDER the hatch, waiting for people to spawn and SHOOTING them! so I spawn again, deploy smoke, hop out get crewman kit and hop back in, then drive. I run both of them over, but then disaster, another NOOB spawns in the turret, so I can't gun. So I hop over to the portholes and RAPE everyone hiding behind bushes, barrels and trees and I have 10 dead US bodies on the ground, and we cap the flag. Yay!

vanity · Post by **vanity** » 2007-08-01 21:22

pasfreak wrote:I was playing Road to Kyongan'Ni, as China.
I was crewman, got an APC and drove it all the way down to the Airdrop Flag ont he side of the hill. I sat there and capped, spawned, and shot people. however I soon came to realise that EVERYONE that left the apc was being Hatch-raped by the marines! I waited till it cooled down a little, then hit e. CLACK CLACK CLACK and I was dead. the camera pans up and there are two guys sitting UNDER the hatch, waiting for people to spawn and SHOOTING them! so I spawn again, deploy smoke, hop out get crewman kit and hop back in, then drive. I run both of them over, but then disaster, another NOOB spawns in the turret, so I can't gun. So I hop over to the portholes and RAPE everyone hiding behind bushes, barrels and trees and I have 10 dead US bodies on the ground, and we cap the flag. Yay!

Uhm....if everyone getting out of the hatch is being shot, why did YOU leave the hatch and get shot too?

LOL I would've driven away before getting out.

Sturnn · Post by **Sturnn** » 2007-08-02 00:30

Yah, i would've done the same thing!!!. if your guys keep getting raped by the enemy when they are spawning at your APC, why not drive away to a safe distance which gives, the infantry spawning on you a much better chance to kill the enemy that was raping them???.

MajorPwnag3 · Post by **MajorPwnag3** » 2007-08-02 03:35

I posted this in another thread, but I think it deserves to be posted here, too. I got hit by a helicopter. Yeah. I was a civvie on Al Basrah in Insurgency Mode, and, as I was running from a squad of knife wielding Brits, my gun toting buddies began to run away. At first, I wondered why guys with AKs would be running from a bunch of morons running in the open with knives, but my question was soon answered when an Apache landed smack on top of me. In my defense, those guys probably have played way too much Unreal Tournament and assumed they would get extra points for "pancaking" me.

pasfreak · Post by **pasfreak** » 2007-08-02 03:41

the flag was neutral and if we drove away they wuda capped it

youm0nt · Post by **youm0nt** » 2007-08-02 03:53

Qwai River today, playing as PLA. I join an engineer squad and two other people join, so it's pretty much a silent squad. Then when the squad leader left, which he locked the squad before leaving, the other two players were speaking Chinese, which I'm pretty sure it was. This is not a negative "are you kidding me" but it's awesome how PR is getting players from around the world