[List] What was your funniest kill/moment?

Fluffywuffy · Post by **Fluffywuffy** » 2007-11-17 11:04

Canceled post..

LtSoucy · Post by **LtSoucy** » 2007-11-20 11:18

Basrah-21:00 Hours

We insrgents were defending a cache south of the mosque. We were on roofs and that stuff. When a squad came from the north through a hole in the wall the whole squad killed them in 2.3 secs. They came back from the south with a sniper. Sniper is killed from a RKM to the north. A spec ops and engi both left south. As the engi runs to get the sniper the spec ops guys is murdered by my AK-101. The last 20 rounds in my mag are almost out now after a small burst at the engi. As I enter the engis area he is on ladder i miss with my burst themn he comes down to take me on. I have no ammo and so I pull out my knife. I get pussed aginist a wall and tried to sgot me but I just stab him. I come out of the wall and a passing landy hits some mines they laid and blows up almost hitting me. Then after 12 guys dead the cache was never seen by British Forces.

Post by **Masaq** » 2007-11-21 03:02

Shooting the pilot out of a Littlebird on Qwai with a single shot from the QBZ-95 (not tonight, although I had a bloody brilliant round this evening on the Tactics & Teamwork server

), and watching the craft spin out of control- two guys bailed out and missed falling into the river by a gnat's whisker, the other guys blew up in the wreck.

Six deaths from a single bullet, it was hilarious.

LtSoucy · Post by **LtSoucy** » 2007-11-21 11:11

lol i would of loved to see that. I had it happen when I was ina cobra in 0.5 we ended jump killing like 5 inrsgents in crash.

Soulja · Post by **Soulja** » 2007-11-23 07:34

Most definitely funniest one was one yesterday in battlearena where we put 5 ambushers worth of C4, 3 each, on a jihad semi and snuck into the VCP from the back, there was a warrior there and i went to get him but the funny thing
was that a brit troop was trying to run away from me and he was just staying from being run over and he was just in front of the truck when idiot me forgot that it's left click for music and right for bomb i hit the right click expecting music and exploded, my game lagged a sec from this HUGE explosion and i see this poor brit engineer's body go flying like a space rocket into the sky and out of sight even. Then one of my squadmembers had a dirtbike coming up behind me and you see about 5 brits start shooting at him and he swerves and smacks into a lightpole and and dirtbike's corpse went spinning across the desert. At this point im laughing so hard i almost pissed myself and then i see this in the chat "wtf" then "What?" then "A body just fell outa the sky in front of me and i'm at the mosque, isn't the chopper dead?"

I couldnt even talk i was laughing so hard, this 1 poor brit was the only death out of all those explosives and he flew all the way from VCP to Mosque.

Moral of the story? Well... Semi Truck + 1000 pound bomb + 15 pieces of IED + crazy *** redneck driver + poor British engineer in the wrong spot at the wrong time = Insurgent home run derby world record.....

Post by **Glimmerman** » 2007-11-23 16:32

wahahahha. lol wish i could have seen that

Death_dx · Post by **Death_dx** » 2007-11-23 22:11

I have two(1 PR 1 BF2), both happened a few days ago. The PR one was on Jabal, where upon being dropped off via blackhawk me and my squadmate (singing_meat) sneak up on a few MECs sitting a foot away from their rally point but looking at West beach, backs to us. So I decide to sneak up and knife their rally while singing covers me. I get right up behind them, knife the rally move to knife the first MEC when he notices the rally is gone, just as he turns around and prepares to fire I stick the knife in his face, the 2nd guy notices and turns around I duck behind the hill, and singing starts shooting, he ends up getting me but it was so worth it.

#2 In bf2 armored fury midnight sun, a chinese little bird equivalent strafing at the oil port about a meter off the ground, he turns around after the first run and I snipe him in the face with a M95, drops the little bird undamaged and I steal it. Amazingly the next map Op. Harvest I also manage to steal a little bird when the pilot lands and gets out leaving it unmanned.

Also one time, 1 moltov two APC kills on Al basrah hehe.

CodeC.Seven · Post by **CodeC.Seven** » 2007-11-24 02:05

The funniest moment was when i rushed into an enemy Rally... No one attacked me till they noticed im British

i killed 4 guys the last one killed me

Left_Beheretic · Post by **Left_Beheretic** » 2007-11-24 03:35

On Basrah, I'm one of the insurgents and I'm in the NW part of the city on a rooftop with the SAM. Just waiting patiently.

My patience is rewarded as I hear the sound of an approaching Merlin. He's SW of me behind buildings and then pulls up. I lock on with the SAM and when I'm happy I'll actually hit him I let loose.

I get a solid hit but it doesn't take the chopper down. However, whoever was riding in the bird flew, and I mean flew - all "ragdoll", about 200 meters as he was ejected by the force of the missile's explosion.

Me and my squad-mates had a good laugh.

L_B

Post by **Deadfast** » 2007-11-24 09:16

Yesterday night at Basrah I was playing insurgent ambusher. I went with a civvie off-road (gives ammo) for my usual side mission - blow up the bridges. I started with the big one at refinery and continued direction village. I didn't get far, however. When I placed a charge on the bridge in front of VCP, a Landrover started shooting on me. I quickly retreated behind one of the concrete barriers there. I was just thinking which way I should retreat when I noticed, that the Landie is moving right across the bridge towards me. I stood up to make sure and pressed the detonator. I pressed it in the best possible moment - car and bridge destroyed at the same moment.
It doesn't sound that funny when you look at it back, but it was great moment for me. It was actually first IED that completely destroyed something (I'm not talking about C4 placed on the vehicle directly of course).

Yet the same round, I had another good moment. There were 2 APCs across the river from village. I managed to sneak up to them behind and placed a charge on the first one. The second one started to move, whatever, I'll get it later, so I retreated and blew up the first one.
Now time for the second one. I ran to the it, but just as I was about to place a charge, that damned thing moved again. I was sprinting behind it and yet again, as soon as I was close, it got hit by an RPG and retreated (now this was a moment, when he almost saw me). Alright, another try. I ran to it again, but managed to place the charge. At the same time, somewhere in the village, someone pressed the RPG tube trigger. I did only like 3 steps before the RPG made it to the APC and blew it up. I suicided myself. Yes, you heard me, it wasn't the RPG that killed me, it was my own lovely C4 that I was chasing the APC with for like 5 minutes, that got set of by the RPG.

crudge · Post by **crudge** » 2007-11-24 11:55

ok here mine

VERSION: .61
MAP: Bas
TEAM: Insurgent
STORY:
I was driving a jihad car to the VCP to kill a APC. I was going quietly as to not get blown up, many attempts at suerciding went worng on this game. So anyway I got to VCP and the south entrance was empty so i drove in carefully around a mine. Then a Brit with AT came out of the tunel and looked at me for a few secs, i to was frozed still. THEN!!! HE MOVED!!! so out of fear i steamed forward playing starwars music and run the guy over. I LOOKED TO MY LEFT, AND THERE WAS A WHOLE SQUAD SHOOTING ME!!! so i drove to the right towards the rally point. Runing over 3 other guys in the process. Only to find my orginal target. With starwats going i typed (very quickly) ALLAH ACKBA! and blew up the squad that was chaseing me the APC and a commander
AND BEST OF ALL I RUN A CLAN MATE OF MINE CALLED VIPER OVER AS HE SPAWNED AT THE BACK OF THE APC!!!
needless to say i cried with larghed and had to go to the loo shortly after

Post by **Deadfast** » 2007-11-24 12:53

Kashan Desert, few hours ago.

I was solo-tanking (shame on me, but the round was over and no squaddie wanted to go with me) MEC tank, when I suddenly see an American guy in distance (like 400m). I switch to turret, aim at him and press the spot.
However, something went wrong. It wasn't really a spot, because the commo-rose didn't appear. Instead, I sent a kinetic energy SABOT round on that poor dude. What's even more unbelievable, is the fact, that I somehow managed to hit him, while he was running...

Smuke · Post by **Smuke** » 2007-11-24 13:45

Mines in Bashrah insurgency i was walking around with my squad of 5 i told them to stick behind a cover my back we walked for 2 mins then i checked to see where they where and they had dissparead of the map i retraced my steps and found a heap of dead bodies looked up and sure 10 rifles pointing at me..i wonder what happened next...

Marine

Post by **Deadfast** » 2007-12-01 00:41

Just few minutes ago on Basrah.

I was playing as insurgent, attacking VCP from south. There was a razor wire and like 5 soldiers behind that immediately shot me. Watching the dead camera I see a bomb truck coming. As it hits the razor wire, it was ejected 10m in the air and airdropped on 2 poor Brits

Smuke · Post by **Smuke** » 2007-12-01 07:46

Best kill moment

walking round ejod desert and accidentally threw a grenade into a shack thingy, check tabs for tks ed up getting 5 more points lol

Soulja · Post by **Soulja** » 2007-12-03 04:31

New one.

On Kashan, my squad + a couple others were in the support truck and it was completely full and we were about at North Village. The comm was driving and no one was paying attention then apparently either a stray bullet or a sniper or something killed the comm and the truck stopped. We all got out and thought the comm was alive and then we noticed he was dead so we went to get back in. I jumped in the driver seat after everyone else was in only to see a wonderful 125mm HEAP round smack me in the face & kill everyone. I couldn't help but laugh as much as it sucked.

axel99i · Post by **axel99i** » 2007-12-03 11:58

on hyamhang hills i spotted a enemy ( usmc) my teammate shoot with the Havy AT

he kill right there 10 G.I.´s in the same moment

the map start´s only few sec. and maybe it was funny to see 10 gay´s learning 2

fly

:

allmost we lost the map 45-0 :d uh:

axel99i · Post by **axel99i** » 2007-12-03 22:57

at last we lost the round but we rule it :d uh:

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axel99i · Post by **axel99i** » 2007-12-03 23:04

agentscar · Post by **agentscar** » 2007-12-04 02:51

When I took out a whole room full of INS. in PR v0.5 on Basrah with one HEAT shot from an Abrams.I think a few bodies flew...OR,when I took out a whole armored convoy on Kashan with my A-10.OR when I took down a MIG-29 while I was in an A-10...lol.