Funniest Quote in PR

ayjazz · Post by **ayjazz** » 2008-01-08 00:16

monatu wrote:In 0.6, Ejod Desert I think it was

The siren thing went off towards the end of the game and the guy thought his US base was being attack by the North Koreans, didnt know it was the game

"WHAT THE F***?? OH SHIT!! ...oh thats in the game, God I thought the North Koreans had finally done something."

Funniest thing was it happened twice

Ah, the end of the game siren. I remember when I first heard that. I think I jumped in my chair, it was so realistic.

BLind · Post by **BLind** » 2008-01-08 15:49

the funniest and well best moments in PR all revolve around 2 little words

Knife ... charge

Reddish Red · Post by **Reddish Red** » 2008-01-08 16:10

Pritty much anything that comes out of Deadfast when he's under pressure

Harrelson · Post by **Harrelson** » 2008-01-08 16:14

some insurgent boasting on basra after he bagged a brit

ZaZZo · Post by **ZaZZo** » 2008-01-08 18:34

"Did you just make Chinese noises at me?".- Random TS quote

And the best TS quote:

"Prince.... Why is the humvee talking to us?".- Bob Marley

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » 2008-01-08 19:52

"Urm guys, you might wanna run..." - Tommy
"What now man?" - Me
"Dropped my grenade..." - Tommy

*BOOM*

Lol clane mate got jittery/excited and right clicked to throw his grenade but just let straight go... Let's just say our squad didn't advance much further...

Chudnies · Post by **Chudnies** » 2008-01-09 00:34

My funniest quotes usually end up having to do with 'SPARTAAA!' Not the most original, I know, but still. They asked for it.

Playing in basrah in .6 build, when the jihadd-mobiles had the Durka tunes to it. Playing Brits, and I happened to be in a Landrover. We parked on the corner so I could pop off a few rounds at the insurgents running for cover. I hear the cantina music play and my squadmate driving said 'Oh' and I finished with 'Shit.' Funny hearing it.

unrealalex · Post by **unrealalex** » 2008-01-09 00:41

Outlawz wrote:"The grass just spoke Chinese..."

Epic Bi Ming quote.

LOL
Some of these are great, had me cracking up.

On Al Basrah
Insurgent: I'm taking damage for some reason...
Brit: insurgents don't get health benefits

demonicklown445 · Post by **demonicklown445** » 2008-01-09 01:03

I was watching a video of a little bird flying in 0.6 I think. And it was something you never wanna hear from your pilot. "Oh my god, we're all gonna die!" And they blew up and you could hear everyone laughing.
Apparently AA Was lighting them up.

Sadist_Cain · Post by **Sadist_Cain** » 2008-01-09 01:10

Playing as brits in 0.7 on OGT

Just getting used to having no minimap

"Who's this guy next to me in the trenches?"

"Not me Squadleader..."

*checks map*
"The map says I'm all alone, oh cool. they're chinese!"

yay for no minimap

Hanniz · Post by **Hanniz** » 2008-01-09 02:38

talking about ze germanz on VOIP... A little bit OT, but still..

German Coast Guard

and

Learn English

(yes I realize that the second clip is of Dutchmen,but its pretty darn close to ze germanz)

Personally I always speak perfect British upper class English on VOIP. (NOT!)

BloodBane611 · Post by **BloodBane611** » 2008-01-09 03:03

Dude, these had me laughing pretty good. I'll see if I can think of one, but I don't get a lot of funny.

Colibri · Post by **Colibri** » 2008-01-09 03:14

One of the funniest moments I had while playing PR

808-SLUGGO · Post by **808-SLUGGO** » 2008-01-09 05:17

after driving the semi/NUKE jihad car and blowing up every vehicle inside the main base

"is everything nice and crispy in your base?"

-me

Stealth Clobber · Post by **Stealth Clobber** » 2008-01-09 09:37

ayjazz wrote:Allah will have to wait, now its tea time!
-some random british soldier on Al barash.
Someone else here, I forget who, was with me when that was said, and they put it in their signature.

That's in my sig! That was at the time when Apache's couldnt get lower than 13 feet or the whole server would lag.

And the Don't Lase Me Bro was on Tactical Gamer I think, Kashan Desert about a week ago.

budvarholsten · Post by **budvarholsten** » 2008-01-09 11:46

The best I heard was on seven gates.
I was in a british squad and spent the entire round trying to get the chinese out of the river fort so we could advance across the river.
We were losing about 400-3, the siren had gone off and our squad leader in a serious voice says "keep fighting guys, we can still win this"
Classic

Leo · Post by **Leo** » 2008-01-09 11:52

"Beating the US is like beating a kid with downs syndrome at chess"

-some guy back in .5 Basrah days

Post by **AfterDune** » 2008-01-09 11:55

budvarholsten wrote:The best I heard was on seven gates.
I was in a british squad and spent the entire round trying to get the chinese out of the river fort so we could advance across the river.
We were losing about 400-3, the siren had gone off and our squad leader in a serious voice says "keep fighting guys, we can still win this"
Classic

That's a classic alright, lol.