[Fun Game] Acheivements :D

[TheGoldenElite]

Name-All ur tea r blong 2 us.
Task-Take out a whole british squad with an AK, including RP in 15 seconds.
Reward- That AT4 kit you just found

(achieved today on fools road, just by hilltop >=D )

[Bob_Marley]

Name - Suppressive Fire!

Task - Achieve at least a 100-1 rounds fired to enemy troops killed ratio

Reward - No more overheat on machineguns.



Name - Missapropriation of Resources

Task - Destroy a ground viechle with a MANPADS missile

Reward - You get shot, the enemy steals your kit and proceeds to shoot down a transport helicopter loaded with an entire squad.

[Scot]

The Golden Testicle

Task - Teabag 20 people in 1 minute

Reward - A pair of golden testicles.

[Reddish Red]

Name: Dev Hunt
Task: Screenshot 3 Devs on at the same time
Reward: Fastropes

[metalancer]

Name: Rambo
Task: Run off by yourself and decrease your team's efficiency
Reward: Loss of Round and your short, painful, impending DOOM.......and a cookie

[Desertfox]

Knifer
Kill over 9000 enemies with a knife

Paparazzi
Get a screenshot of jack2665 in action

???

[Ironcomatose]

???

You weren't around when he posted that famous thread? Im sure you must have seen it once. It had lap tops and rados in it.

[Desertfox]

Knifer
Kill over 9000 enemies with a knife

Paparazzi
Get a screenshot of jack2665 in action

You weren't around when he posted that famous thread? Im sure you must have seen it once. It had lap tops and rados in it.

Link me

[Ironcomatose]

Cant, i think they removed the thread because of all the lulz it was creating.

[=Romagnolo=]

Name: Dev Hunt
Task: Screenshot 3 Devs on at the same time
Reward: Fastropes

[akatabrask]

oattafakk

as an insurgent climb up onto a high building on al basra and sit at the edge looking down on the road (preferably making the noice of a bird) waiting for a brit to pass by below, press pg up 3 times in a row while spraying the ak in the air and then jump down landing riiiiiight infront of the brit. Edit: And if you survive bleeding spam "need a medic" (in arabic which he probably wont understand) while spinning arounf in a circle

Reward: 30 sec extra spawn time, hopefully a "wtf?" in the chat and feel happy about cheering up some other dudes day (assuming the guy was kind of pissed for some base raping/suckish squad, loan roaming the city looking for something).


"Can't we keep him dad?"
Doing the stuff above (including survive the fall) but for a weird reason the brit (which is a medic) toss you all of his field dressings so stop bleeding, and then bring you home (that 2 story boulding in the center of the fields) as a pet.

Reward: Jumping from a high boulding and live to tell about it


"Oattafakk? 2"

As a brit on al basra after having a bad round (bad squad and baserapes) grabbing a medic kit and aimlessly roaming the city when you suddenly hear some speak something in arabic and gunshots right above you all to be followed by an insurgent smashing down in the road before you. And because he seems to survive (he's coughing and therefore breathing, right?) feel sorry for him, toss him all your field dressings and then bring him home to keep him as a pet.

[SuperTimo]

Name: Pilot of the Fortune
Condition: Successfully land with J-10 3 time in a row
Reward: Eurofighter

done.

i can has typhoon?

[Truism]

Name: ArmA player.
Condition: Know in your heart of hearts that it's BF2 hitreg and Deviation that are making you miss.
Reward: Free floating gun models. :'(

[SuperTimo]

name: i is 1337!!
Task: Prone spam and kill 20 players with LMG
Reward: being 1337

[GreedoNeverShot]

Bridge Builder
-Steal a British engineer kit and spend an hour repairing all of the bridges
Reward: Suicide Bombers Thanks

1337
-Annoy everyone on the server by talking leet.
Reward: getting told to stfu

Civi Master
-Avoid being knifed as civi and kill 5 British troops (by rock or run over)
Reward: Still losing

James Bond
-Bail on a full squad of people and die on the ground because you didn't wait for your parachute to open
Reward: being flamed for the rest of the round

Deploy Fastropes!
-Trick everyone on the server to press ALt-F4
Reward: Empty server

Huh?
-Asking why there are so few kits and why you can't spawn on the Squad Leader
Reward: the whole server telling you to go read the manual

No Free Speech
-Kill everyone who says "Allah Ackbar" or mentions Brits with tea
Reward: (SVD)Dragonov, Stinger AA, and Molotov Cocktail Model

Flash Flood
-Getting killed while trying to go through a "land bridge" in a small vehicle
Reward: A10 on Al Basrah and access to the Cargoship

Where is he?
-Find Waldo on all of Rhino's levels
Reward: Insurgent mortars

[Arnoldio]

Name: McGyver
Task: Destroy Challenger2 using rope and knife
Award: Angelina Jolie

[General Dragosh]

Name: 1 b3 the ubberz ramb0
Task: kill 10000 enemy soldiers with only just one 100 bullet belt
Award: Ban for happy life and get a mailbomb deliverd to your house from the devs and community