[AAR] China invades USS Essex

[Ondskan]

Well guys! Here's a tale for ya'll!
We were fighting the lamest bunch of players in the enemy team. They kept TKing each other for chopers and just playing awfully so we got bored of waiting and decided to invade their own carrier.

I think this has not been done before on a 30 vs 30 map
We had alot of fun fighting up there but as we were completely unorganised we forgot AT kits (vs chopers) and Officer kit for spawn point.

We tried a few more times after that to redo it but everyone had heard about it by then and killed us.

Here's some SSs

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Was a total of 5 of us. I think 4 made it in and then I died quite soon with one more and there was 2 guys left for some time.

[Jackoboy]

this happened to me when i was on the us once. i saw something in the water while i was flying a huey, so i hovered next to hit whilst my passengers shot at it.

[Psyko]

um was this on TCombat server?

You know you guys have a boat in the waterfall right? LOL!

[Solid Knight]

I've seen this happen before. Our team got bored waiting for the US to try and land so about a third of my team swam to the USS Essex and brought the fight to them.

[Polka]

Usually, going near the carrier gets you kicked/banned for rape.

[Ondskan]

Usually, going near the carrier gets you kicked/banned for rape.

Only by some crazy, idiot admin that doesn't get that the problem are the people who tk for chopers at US:

[Solid Knight]

Nobody wants to camp the beaches for two hours while the US has a sausage party on the deck.

[=]H[=TangFiend]

That would fetch you a kick on our server since it's an uncap and definition of baserape

[Smegburt_funkledink]

Not only breaking certain rules on certain servers, what about the rest of the Chinese team? So you've waited ages for the U.S. to attack, then decide to keep them back even more by attacking them?

The rest of your team would have been peeved knowing that from that point on, a U.S. attack became even more unlikely.

Funny but boring for both teams, apart from your squad.

[Solid Knight]

Eh, it happened another time only it was a single squad the swam out and they didn't attack. They just swam out to see what was taking them so long. Turns out the US built a firebase on the deck and was running each other over with the hummer.

[evya]

Eh, it happened another time only it was a single squad the swam out and they didn't attack. They just swam out to see what was taking them so long. Turns out the US built a firebase on the deck and was running each other over with the hummer.

ROFL
you should have use the boat more :O so it happen before but i was PLA and another squad did it

[waldo_ii]

I swam to the carrier once. It had been like fifteen minutes since anything happened, so I got a pilot kit from the firebase we had on the shore, I emptied all of the ammo into the ground, and swam to the carrier, once I got there, I ninja'd my way to the highest point, and started talking in the global chat.

First, I talked about the Geneva conventions, and how it was illegal to harm an unarmed, harmless person. Then I asked "What would you guys do if I swam to your carrier unarmed?"

The response was: "Why don't you swim over here and find out"
I was like "What? Again? I'm already over here. Don't believe me? Check out the cloud of red smoke about to appear on your deck"
I chucked some red smoke onto the deck.
Immediately after that, Hueys started to fly around the complex on top of the deck looking for me, finding me after 30 seconds. I stood up, and offered them a field dressing. The people on the server were laughing, and while I was throwing the field dressing at the Huey, a guy came up and knifed me while I was distracted. Poor sport.

Nah, justified.

[Smegburt_funkledink]

^ you poor chap Waldo. I would have marched you below deck and held you at gun point for intel.

"HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?!"

"HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!?"

"WHERE ARE THE CHINESE FORCES HIDING?!?"

"WHERE IS CHAIRMAN MEOW KEEPING ALL OF THE LOL CATS?!?"

[TAW_Cutthroat]

I did this once with a boat full of troops, we got close, spun round in circles, fired rounds in the air and generally took the piss, before returning to our FB. Then a grenade went off next to our nanjing... he thought it was us and opened fire around us. Then another went off. I was shouting "who's firing grenades?!" then machine guns went off. The gunner was killed and it turned into a classic Behind Enemy lines moment. We followed him and got him, then saw a bunch of guys in a line walking across. An epic 5 minutes followed leading to 10 kills for me and 7 for the other 2 guys.

Good times.

[WildBill1337]

Eh, it happened another time only it was a single squad the swam out and they didn't attack. They just swam out to see what was taking them so long. Turns out the US built a firebase on the deck and was running each other over with the hummer.

HAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!!

[Solid Knight]

^ you poor chap Waldo. I would have marched you below deck and held you at gun point for intel.

"HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?!"

"HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!?"

"WHERE ARE THE CHINESE FORCES HIDING?!?"

"WHERE IS CHAIRMAN MEOW KEEPING ALL OF THE LOL CATS?!?"

You forgot the obligatory "Where is the rebel base?!".

[Hfett]

Well guys! Here's a tale for ya'll!
We were fighting the lamest bunch of players in the enemy team. They kept TKing each other for chopers and just playing awfully so we got bored of waiting and decided to invade their own carrier.

I think this has not been done before on a 30 vs 30 map
We had alot of fun fighting up there but as we were completely unorganised we forgot AT kits (vs chopers) and Officer kit for spawn point.

We tried a few more times after that to redo it but everyone had heard about it by then and killed us.

Here's some SSs

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Was a total of 5 of us. I think 4 made it in and then I died quite soon with one more and there was 2 guys left for some time.

I did that on my first Barracuda round

[Ondskan]

Not only breaking certain rules on certain servers, what about the rest of the Chinese team? So you've waited ages for the U.S. to attack, then decide to keep them back even more by attacking them?

The rest of your team would have been peeved knowing that from that point on, a U.S. attack became even more unlikely.

Funny but boring for both teams, apart from your squad.

Ahh stop being a ****.
All of you who say "That would have goten you kicked out of our server" and stuff like this. If there was an admin there he would've kicked the idiots TK:ing each other for chopers and doing all sort of wacky stuff.

Camping for 2 hours is boring.
And actually you know what the chinese team ended up doing?

3 were racing with buggies/jeeps around the map. Half of them were so bored they started shooting at each other.
4-5 kept cheering for us and shooting down enemy chopers trying to shoot us down (swimmers). And my squad + a few more went to swim.


Now now, this is reality mod and you should play "seriously" but stop being a pansie, we had no other choice than taking the fight to them

[Rudd]

this actually happened during the EU clan match as well,

"Frosty mate, take ur squad to teh NW side of docks and hold there"

"Can't right now Rudd, on a SECRET MISSION!!!"

they got teh Jamesbond boat from the waterfall and set off for death or glory!

[Mj Pain]

So what was it(death or glory)?
Tell us more.