What happens when the DEVs retire?

[Redamare]

Haha Developer farm lol where they live in Stocks and eat Hay all evening ahah jk I predict....


1000 Virgins for all

[Swe_Olsson]

DEVs must be sacrificed to ensure that the lord above us doesnt curse the builds with blackmagic...

[rangedReCon]

Well, they probably go to a better place. With fastropes and all the other hardcoded magic.

[ReadMenace]

When a DEV/CON/MOD's Life Clock begins to flash red, a "Sandman" is sent to bring them to Renewal, where they will make their final contribution to society.

-REad

Fish, and plankton, and sea greens and protein from the sea.

[SocketMan]

Start cloning all the DEV's and putting the clones on drugs.
That's the only way to be sure they keep working and working and working some more.

[General Dragosh]

Wuh, im kinda low on cash...

Someone might pay me for capturing a dev

[KingLorre]

The R-MODs draw straws and the looser takes the relevent R-DEV behind the server shed and puts both barrels between his eyes. After a short ceremony the body is lowered into a 93 feet deep grave by fastrope.

And suddenly iv come another step closer to world domination.

[torenico]

When a dev retires.. the sky turns red and the rivers turns on blood.. then a mighty demon called "Head of Rhino" storms the world....... until a noob ask "When 0.9 is going to be released lulz".

[Masaq]

A developer is someone who releases a modified version of a certain game.

Thus, if all the *current* DEVs decided to quit, a new generation would almost immediately spring up.

They would, naturally, use some of the principles the current DEVs use (ie, regular release cycle). So it would not really be so different if you can accept different names and a bunch of the same maps for a few releases.

Forums would change, and a few of the core values (but not much) would change, but it would be a very similar aim to the current one.

Hrmm. Not entirely. Bottom of the forum? "All Content Copyright ©2004 - 2009, Project Reality."

It especially applies to things like code, artwork, models etc

[Maverick]

when the DEV's retire, it will be a VERY sad day, but that won't happen until 2020

[Hotrod525]

If we pitch in I can get 500 acres, import some Military vehicles/weapons etc and have big massive battles with fastropes and everything. Plus we can have a spa, olympic sized swimming pool, a gymnasium, a few pubs/bars located throughout. Also have a petting zoo where you can feed them!

loool! That would be cool, imagine a battle of 500 vs 500 using gun shooting 5.56mm paintball tip bullet lol. So if you're hit, you will notice it... !

[UK_Force]

What happens when DEV's retire


well, we go and live with the female - Computer Geeks unfortunately.

This one for example loves HTML:

[L.Kilmartin]

haha ill pitch in for the farm