Phrases you DON'T want to hear in PR

[Blackkflyer]

This have happened to me..
Gets shoot and run to the medic
"Heal me im bleeding"
*The guy stabs me with the epipen*
"NO NO NO use the medic pack"
*The guy continuous to stabbing me*

/facepalm

[ralfidude]

Speaking of medic booboos,
Got shot and started bleeding i lay down next to medic and tell him to med me.


He gets his binoculars out....

Actually he rotated through every single kit except the medic bag...

Oh i died.

[cfschris]

Bump,

"STFU commander you can't just boss people around"

This was in response to some "All personnel" teamchat messages of the current sitrep.

And the funny thing was, I then led the chinese team to victory (Barracuda) by 15 tickets.

[GS-Warfighter]

I am gonna set my helo down next to that enemy tank so you can put C4 on it...LOL

or

Your in a helo in a map like muttrah city for instance, getting AA locks and the pilot says, "I know where you wanted me to drop you, but i still dont understand what Keypads are"
(Self explanitory) X(

[bloodthirsty_viking]

me"cover me, but dont shoot untill im spoted, im gona sneak up behind the tank and c-4 it"
teammate shoots tank w/ gun
me"DAM IT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
him"im giving cover fire"
me"BY SHOOTING THE PART OF THE TANK IM NEAR???"
him"dont worry, he dosent see you"
tank turret skipes over me multiple times, but thx to teammate, i cant get close enofe to c-4 him, so i decide to get to cover
me" OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT YOU CAN SHOOT THE TANK NOW!!!!!!"
"ANY DAY NOW"
heat shell explods nearby
"SHOOT THE GODDAMN TANK, /get him off of me!!!!"
sm...how do i shoot a hat
me"you had a hat....with ammo...and you dident tell anyone"(while still doging the bullets)
him"fire away"
him"wtf y wont it track???"
me" noob....(get blown up by heat and fall from the heavens like chris rock)

[LithiumFox]

"Bayonets ready! CHAAARGE!!!" - Old-Style PR

Me:"Ooo look! Smoke!"
*blows up*
Gunner: "What the hell?!?!"
Me: "... ****"
Gunner: "You didn't see that mine!?!?"
Me: "No, as i said in the statement previous of the explosion, i was destracted by the 2 perfectly placed smoke grenades"
Gunner: "I was going to tell you but i figured you saw it"

Me: "Ooo that was close"
Gunner: "What?"
Me: "We barely missed that mine"
Gunner: "Oh, wow, we really did"
Me: "Infantry roof, 245"
Gunner: "Oh *explosion* Kay!... ****"


Me(infantry): ENEMY APC SE! RUN!!!
*squad runs*
Me: "****! Tank! Run!"
*squad runs another direction*
Me: "Ok, seriously? An attack helo?"
*runs some more*
Me: "... Ok, yeah... **** this"
SM: "What?"
Me: "That.." *shoots up in the sky*
*beautiful sound of flying Gatling gun of death opening up*

[Napoleon_TR]

sm :O h there is Big Red
sl:Where?
sm:look at south.I think.. coming here
sl :O h ? ermm Yeah maybe.look at that What a big :O
sm: ? ! ? !
*booumm*
sl: I love that..

[Cheditor]

Me* Enemy S...* i die.
Medic runs to me.
Only sound you hear is resus....X8
me* USE THE EPIPEN*
medic*.......*
me*dude you need to use the epipen the resus doesnt revive me*
And while im telling the medic he needs to use the Epipen all you hear is the resus.

[jozi02]

In previous versions of PR:

While hiding form enemy tank:
"SM - we are saved - I've placed SLAM charge on it!!!"

And new one today on Asad Khal (MEC side)
"I've requested RPG-26 - I don't know if we need it"

[Brood]

*Brood joins "crappy pubby squad 4"*

Brood: HOLY SHIT BEHIND YOU BEHIND YOU!
SM: What?
Brood: Turn around and spray man holy shit!

SM m16 SL

SL: You're an ******* Brood.
Brood: hahahahahaha.

[666planer]

Definetly, "WHAT THE BLEEP I GOT KILLED!!!!!!" and they scream so loud in there microphone it hurst my ears.

[MonkeySoldier]

Definetly, "WHAT THE BLEEP I GOT KILLED!!!!!!" and they scream so loud in there microphone it hurst my ears.

And it's usually the 11 year olds who scream and say such things in the mic. Very, very annoying.

[Mary.au]

Me as squad leader:

SL "Allright guys, start moving to the marker"

*Makes it halfway there*

SL "Guys you havent moved, what are you doing"

*Re-placed the move marker, and types in "Common guys!"

*Squad finally catches up

SL "Right I need you to build this bunker, you to move that humvee onto this ridge, and you to medic that guy calling for a medic"

*Everyone looks around awkwardly, a few walk off

*Turns to friend IRL sitting next to me (also in squad) and says "Can you hear me in voip?"

Him "Nope"

Me "Wait, I've been giving out orders to a squad for over an hour, and you never though to tell me that my voips not working?"

Him "Oh were you talking in game"

/leaves the room IRL

[666planer]

Hilarious, porr you h8 thoses squad members. (act like bots)

[winters101]

Com : "Come on team, we are bleeding like a virgin at a prom night"
Just before we lose

[H.sta]

not that annoying but kind of wierd:

When the SL doesn't speak but act kind of wierd and childish I still had respect for him (after all he did do a good job) but then suddenly he speaks and it sounds like a 7 year old- makes me loose all respect of that person.

[Axel]

Have to hate cheeky squad members, thankfully there aren't many that are cheeky in PR.

[SHAz_181]

"This is my first time flying this helicopter"

[Canofwhoop]

yesterday on asad khal bayenette fight
I think the best quote is "you gonna give me an erection, boy!."


by kevlar

[Tannhauser]

same game yesterday night... on a stone bridge ;

Brits : Formation!! Bayonets!!
MEC : Hold the line, hold the line!!
MEC : Oh no they're coming!!!

**BRDM approaches fast**

Me : LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
**crushes a few MEC men running away**
Me : EEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY
**roadkills the brits bayonet line formation**
Me : JEEEEENNNKIIINNS

Brits : *General lol*
MEC : *General lol*