Phrases you DON'T want to hear in PR

[Spartan0189]

[Faction Trans Heli] Down.

Cause then, The pilot usually doesnt survive, but to those who survive, I commend them

[LeChuckle]

"wheres the command post?"

[wookimonsta]

actually heard over voip:

GUYS RUN I HIT THE DOORFRAME WITH THE GREN ... sorry

[Airsoft]

the pilot saying: Sorry this is my first time, what do I do?

[Epim3theus]

Put the rally point closer, over and over.
Typically it's a certain kind of player that asks that.

[Hitman.2.5]

"Get down and make me a cuppa tea, boy!"

"Put the kettle on"

oh and "Go to the shop to get some milk"

"how do i get a kit?"

and the worst "Go to the shop and get some Electric, or we'll run out"

and finally
"(Guy on ground) "lasing target"

(My SL/Spotter) "where is the target?"

(Guy on ground)" "

(My SL/Spotter)"What Grid Co'ord>(Guy on ground)"

(Guy on ground)" whats that?/ you talking to me"

I mean seriously you want Air support call it in properly for pete's sake oh and for the teams sake!

"kicked by punkbuster/language: noob/losing key flow packets"

[Matrox]

Any phrase from generation kill. Ever.

[victor_phx]

As a medic, you don't want to hear:

Wounded: "Hey, I'm down. Medic?!?"
Me: "Hang on, pal, I'll get to you!"
Wounded: "But I'm half way across the map!!"
Me: "Don't worry. No one is left behind - never."

*crosses three rivers, gets shot twice, flees from four different enemy tanks*

Me: "I'm here buddy, just let me..."

Wounded son of a...: "Nvm, I already respawned"

[JohnTheRipper]

Me: Ok guys follow me
Me: Where the hell are you going!?!
Bang! Bang!
Squad mates: Coming!
Former squad mate: WTF!!

[Gore]

SL spams attack markers. I press q and says okay, he then says guys please don't "spam" the commo-rose, the enemy will hear us.

Or just general people shouting noob at empty vehicles or something.

[torenico]

-noob- Hey, why i cant request the sniper kit?

-someone- Because we got 2 sniper and the map allows us to have 2 snper kits only

-noob- this mod sucks.

[VoXiNaTiOn]

Nilla Nub: "Why are there no stat-padding servers? You get points a lot quicker with them"

Me: "The mod is called Project REALITY, the hint is in the title"

Nub: "This mod sucks"

[Psyrus]

• Pmdw: "..... Uh... Psyrus....."
  That is always a horrible start to that part of the convo
• Anyone with an accent like mine "Hi"
• Pre-pubescent voice over voip "Hi"

[Gore]

"noob" hey guys love this mod, but i'm new and need some hints and tips

=*PR PRO*= u fukn nilla ashole learn to play teh game

[torenico]

-Goood morning Iraq!

[Mary.au]

• Pmdw: "..... Uh... Psyrus....."

Worse is when he say's he plans on driving the logi truck. Ooh that was a terrible experiance

[alvina]

When joining a squad "LEETSonly" on EJOD Desert at map start:

SM1: What kit do you want me to have?
SM2: Antiair
SM1: ok

Joining a squad on OP GhostTrain:

SL: Why am i not capping this flag?
SM: Because you are alone there
SL: ?

[alvina]

SL: Why did you pick the sniper kit?
SM:
SL: Why did you pick the sniper, we dont need the sniper?
SM: No mic sry.