Phrases you DON'T want to hear in PR

[Spartan0189]

A new one! When I was playing on Muttrah, some guy in my squad said "How do we play this?"

We were in a firefight, and like, we had to VoIP him a few tips, then I can't see WHY we kept him in.. We were trying to move with him but he had the Automatic rifleman kit (Which I love ), and we told him to suppress us while we ran across, but what happens, a bunch of MEC guys came out of a alley, and he was just standing there, and didn't fire until we were wasted :\

[WildBill1337]

heres one i had while in an armored column on kashan desert:

"were heading to G5, keypa-OH SHIT!!!!!!! GUNSHIP!!!!!!! GUNSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!"
WOOOSH BOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

or rather while in a tank column another SM in a different tank says, "what the hell just hit us?"

[JKRMAUI]

"Ahhh hell......tank"


Pretty much just that. Every time I hear that line it ends HORRIBLY for my squad.

[Cyrax-Sektor]

Pilot: "I'll just balance myself on this here hilltop with the Huey so I can drop crates."
*plop*
SM: "We need one more, thx"
*Huey remains still, tipping slightly*
Pilot: "RTB"
*the time it took to type this short message was enough to send the Huey's blades pointing in the wrong direction*
*Pilot believes he can make it out alive in the forests of Op. Barracuda*
*thin shreds of our squad remain scattered, Huey wreck smoking, and a PLA FAV comes to mock us*
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We know you gotta return to base (RTB) after dropping a crate, and you're a logistics squad. Please don't stop to type the obvious.

[Spartan0189]

Another one

APCs!

I was playing on Muttrah Again, me and some guys were running around Capping here and there, then we call for air support, then out of the blue, TWO BTRs come out of nowhere and blow the **** out of us, then I crashed and came here to post

[Human_001]

Me: "Mine, Mine Mine MINE!"
BOM
Guy: "Well I didn't see it."
-----------------------------------------
Me: "Tank! Stop St0p!"
(Driver does not stop. I take a shot while on move anyway, which never hits)
[ting!] Me: "1 hit!" (to my ***)
Me: "Disable. Bail! Bail!
BOM
Me: Why didn't you stop?
Player leaves squad

[Froztbyte]

Just one word I hate to hear in PR:

HARDCODED

*shivers*

[naykon]

not so much a phrase but this one tickled me:

over voip

SM "Hey naykon you gotta kill urself dude, get another AT kit and kill that tank!"

me "i don't gotta do anything"

SM "just do it naykon ffs don't be a ****!"

me *takes out ka-bar* stab stab

SM "WTF NAYKON!!! you *bleep* stuipid *bleep*!!

me: "hahahaha serves ya right"


my pet hate:

- Mr Excited (mic at full volume): "TAKING FIRE!!!, TAKING FIRE!!, TAKING FIRE!!, MEDIC MEDIC!!!"

[Tirak]

not so much a phrase but this one tickled me:

over voip

SM "Hey naykon you gotta kill urself dude, get another AT kit and kill that tank!"

me "i don't gotta do anything"

SM "just do it naykon ffs don't be a ****!"

me *takes out ka-bar* stab stab

SM "WTF NAYKON!!! you *bleep* stuipid *bleep*!!

me: "hahahaha serves ya right"


my pet hate:

- Mr Excited (mic at full volume): "TAKING FIRE!!!, TAKING FIRE!!, TAKING FIRE!!, MEDIC MEDIC!!!"

Yeah, because the obviously correct reaction to an idiot is to TK him. Smacktard.

On Topic:

Pilot: I'm outta flares (On Muttrah)

[DeltaFart]

Wtf was that (whole squad is dead)

[Rudd]

"member X please come back to the squad"

"one sec, gotta kill this dude"

member X dies of whatever

"I need a medic!!!"

my response "if you think I'm going to send the medic or the squad 350m to come save your stupid arse when you didn't follow my orders, you have another thing coming"

after that he did as he was told.

[torenico]

Helicopter crashes.

Hey guys is not my fault! i just saw a civie and i wanted him dead

[naykon]

Yeah, because the obviously correct reaction to an idiot is to TK him. Smacktard.

hit a nerve? people take it far too seriously...

[Rudd]

hit a nerve? people take it far too seriously...

intentional TK = !k or !b and rightly so, its not needed, its not wanted and its just plain stupid.

[Tirak]

hit a nerve? people take it far too seriously...

In a game that emphasizes realism and the minimum spawn time is 30 seconds, you bet your *** we take intentional TKs seriously. As Rudd said, do this sort of thing, you're likely to get banned, do it enough, you'll get added to the global player banlist.

[Mad-Mike]

;949263']SM: Hostiles right in front of us. 260 degrees!
ME: Copy that. (Started to lay down and watch to 260)
ME: I dont se...
0.5 second later.....
ME: Cease Fire! Cease your Fire!
SM: I think I just hit him
ME: Yep, and now heal me *******.

HAHA lmao this has happend to me (no medic on team)
SM: drives past in jeep
ME: Ayy ***** u just shot me give me ur medic patches COME BACK!!
SM: oh ok, do want a lift aswell ? or do u want to bleed to death.
ME: Dies few minutes later on jeep
Me: Mad-Mike-2[UK] Punishes Name for TK
SM: gets kicked of server

[Redamare]

SL/Me: Where is the rest of the dam Team??
SM: There all on the Ship waiting for the dam helicoptors
SL/ME: Why dont they go to a Training server?

Minute later ( All 4 Helicoptors Crash )

SM: Well i can almost garuntee we just lost a F load of tickets.
Every one in my squad : YEP

[Redamare]

I am playing on a server with a bunch of people on mumble
Falluja west and i am insergent ( i place 2 nade traps 1 Ied and 1 Mine on the Road (VERY Visible)
I wait for 3 minutes think to my self ( what am i doing this is an empty server no one is going to drive over those )

literaly 10 seconds after that thaught i spot some one walking down the road ( Newb Friend of some on on the server )

i watch.. Hes just walking down the road .. he sees my mines Nade traps and Ied.. he stares and starts walking again..

i say ( Hey guy on the road ! ) CLICK BOOM!!!!!!

He gets blown the F up. lol i crack up and type ... You should Really stay away from those.

[Pantera]

"Does my *** look big in this?"

[E4$Y]

Stryker driver on Qwai River half-way already in the river :"Can this APC swim?".