Phrases you DON'T want to hear in PR

[JohnTheRipper]

SL/Me: Where is the rest of the dam Team??
SM: There all on the Ship waiting for the dam helicoptors
SL/ME: Why dont they go to a Training server?

Minute later ( All 4 Helicoptors Crash )

SM: Well i can almost garuntee we just lost a F load of tickets.
Every one in my squad : YEP

CLASSIC!!

[charliegrs]

This happened today


/facepalm

[sCobra]

the noise that makes me cringe the most is when someones voice on the mic goes
the-the-the-the-the followed closely by a CTD

[Pantera]

SM: LEEEERRRRROOOYYYYYY JEENNNNKKKIIINNSSSSS
[Teamkill]
[Teamkill]
[Teamkill]
[Teamkill]
[Teamkill]
[Teamkill]
SM: SHI% THAT WAS OUR HELI??
[Player kicked]

[paco]

I think most of those tiresome one's are excused if it begins with, "I'm new..how do you...?"

I have no problem showing people some things, but in the end you have to read at least some of the manual.

[Threedroogs]

"don't worry about me, squad leader."

followed by a swift kick.

[zippppiz]

Stryker driver on Qwai River half-way already in the river :"Can this APC swim?".

hahaha epic xD that's a real good one

[zippppiz]

As a medic, you don't want to hear:

Wounded: "Hey, I'm down. Medic?!?"
Me: "Hang on, pal, I'll get to you!"
Wounded: "But I'm half way across the map!!"
Me: "Don't worry. No one is left behind - never."

*crosses three rivers, gets shot twice, flees from four different enemy tanks*

Me: "I'm here buddy, just let me..."

Wounded son of a...: "Nvm, I already respawned"

that's a good one

[Danthesandman]

chat over mumble
Me: Ill just run out here and check this road
*looks down road and heres a car getting closer*
*turns around*
Me: ah ****
*gets run over and gets drilled over mumble by the enemy squad in the humvee*

but i think the one big thing we dont want to hear is.....
*low rumble like a strange jet getting closer*
SM: what's tha. ow f...
*BOOOOOOOMM!!*

[Qaiex]

*Pilot starts making strange moves in the air*
*background static on his mic*
*deep breath*

"Damn stuttering."

[Warpig-]

"Hey I just heard people talking in TS about a JDAM. What's that?"

[Wartz]

Any phrase from generation kill. Ever.

Quoted for truth

[Hypno]

Heard this last night. End of round air siren sounds.

Vnoob - "What the hell is with the air siren!"
Me - What! Get out!

Then i had a little rant about someone punishing me for a tk.
Me - "Why did you punish me, you vbf2 mong!"
vbf2 mong - "You shot me"
Me - "You have a marksman kit and you shot at me first, so i just sprayed my LMG in your direction to cover my squad. I also said sorry."
vbf2 mong - "So you still shot me, all tks get punish"
Me - "Accident you stupid mong" (I then leave it)

5 mins later - Squad is defending cashe

SL - "F**k was that!"
Me - "RPG"
SL - "Who fired a RPG at us"
Me - "255 own team, wtf he's fired again"
*BOOM* TK TK TK TK
Everyone - "WTF you doing"
vbf2 mong - "Dicks you got in my way"
Punish, Punish, Punish, Punish. Player Kicked!

[Viki]

To hear over voip: "Bombcar". Next second, whatever my squad was doing, we're dead.

Or, when I play as a SL, I usually make a squad named "ENG VOIPTW" (TW for teamwork) and people with no mics join, it's okay along if they stick with me, but I prefer alot more to actually have my squadmembers to hear me.
Also, I usually tell my squad in the beginning of the match not to take any special (requestable) kits, but still I always end up having atleast one marksman in the squad. Even sometimes some players join the squad and grab a sniper kit and then they go lonewolfing. I'm so pleased over the fact that I can kick players from the squad.

All the best,
Viki

[Ace42]

Also, I usually tell my squad in the beginning of the match not to take any special (requestable) kits,

<whisper> Grenadier! </whisper>

[Sgt. Mahi]

Mumble? Mumble?? Mumble??? (........................) MUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!

It's starting to get to me

[Rudd]

Mumble? Mumble?? Mumble??? (........................) MUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!

It's starting to get to me

"Maarco!"

[laikiunreal]

Heard this last night. End of round air siren sounds.

Vnoob - "What the hell is with the air siren!"
Me - What! Get out!

Then i had a little rant about someone punishing me for a tk.
Me - "Why did you punish me, you vbf2 mong!"
vbf2 mong - "You shot me"
Me - "You have a marksman kit and you shot at me first, so i just sprayed my LMG in your direction to cover my squad. I also said sorry."
vbf2 mong - "So you still shot me, all tks get punish"
Me - "Accident you stupid mong" (I then leave it)

5 mins later - Squad is defending cashe

SL - "F**k was that!"
Me - "RPG"
SL - "Who fired a RPG at us"
Me - "255 own team, wtf he's fired again"
*BOOM* TK TK TK TK
Everyone - "WTF you doing"
vbf2 mong - "Dicks you got in my way"
Punish, Punish, Punish, Punish. Player Kicked!

you made me laugh with this

"Dicks you got in my way" lmao

[MaelstromT26]

The other day I was playing on fool's road on the Chechen side, I join the first squad that pops up and the squad leader immediately gets a sniper kit and goes "I call sniper! I want to zoom in and kill enemies!" We suddenly remind him he is the squad leader and he goes "No I'm not." We finally convince him that he is, and we tell him that he needs to leave and rejoin the squad, he says "I can't." The same went for telling him he needed an officer kit. We all gave up and made another squad

Squad Leader Fail. All of his phrases, I never even dreamed of hearing in Project Reality
My innocence is violated *_*

[CareBear]

"Maarco!"

god i havent said that in weeks! i need more mumbleage!