Phrases you DON'T want to hear in PR

[PFunk]

"Friendly tank approaching from the East"

"We don't have tanks on this map"

"...fuck"

33...32...31...30...

[squeaky024]

This happened when I first started to play PR

(this was on Kashan Desert)
APC driver: enemy tank straight ahead!
Me: oh no my turrets still warming up!
*enemy tank shoots at us and kills the driver, i survive and run to a large rock pile, but i hear the tank approaching*
Me: o sh*t! *BOOM*

[Akranadas]

SM1: Okay, there is a APC just over this ridge, pointing straight towards us
Me: I reckon we wait, he'll get bored
SL: SM3, You have AT, Stand up and fire on the APC
*SM3 stands up and is instantly shot to pieces*
SL: Okay, SM2, Your turn; pick up his Kit try to kill him
*SM2 Grabs AT kit, stands up and ends up like SM3*
SL: ***! Why can't you guys follow orders!
SM1: Err... They did exactly as you said.
SL: Whatever. Everyone follow me
*SL stands up and is shot by the APC*
Me: Saw that coming
SM1: Yup