most common sentence as an SL

[smee]

" oh my god, they lost docks again !!!!!. "

[PFunk]

" oh my god, they lost docks again !!!!!. "

Or even more popular:

"Hey the Cobra is up, might get to use my SOFLAM"

*checks map and emits angry growl which he will not elaborate on for squaddies*

*60 seconds later 2 guys respawn on Essex and request pilot kits and stand on the Cobra spawn*

[flem615]

"Stick together and stop spreading out"
and they have the nerve to ask for a medic when they get killed 200m from our position...

[flem615]

My fav...

"how do I request an Officer kit?"

It usually scares most people off.

LOL

[Tomato-Rifle]

"We´re gonna put a rally here" and after that nobody goes to the particular spot.

"Any volunteers for medic?" Followed by a silence

[Silverlance]

"For god sake, STICK TOGETHER!"
"Dont be random please..."
"Who told you to get the sniper kit?"
"I want always 2 medics on the squad..."

And many more that are as frequent ^^.

[CyanideCN]

Mine is "Guys do you know why the enemy never shoots at me?"

some pubbie goes why

and I say "Gee guys its because I brush my teeth five times in a day."

"what!?" is the typical response and I say

"yes, cause when the enemy sees me, I smile and they always go "Wow look at that guys teeth he is a nice guy" and then let me live, and then they see you with me and they also say "wow those guys over there are pretty cool to hang around with a nice person" lets not shoot them.

[Qaiex]

In the 50% and more functional squads mine probably are:
"Rally on me."
"Sitrep."
and: "Do not engage unless I give the order."

Otherwise it's the classic: "Oh my *intercourse god.. I'm surrounded by peons with the tactical capabilities of a cow."



*synonym ftw

[JohnTheRipper]

Mine are:
"Where the hell are you going!"
"Get back here!"
"Don't attack the marked cache unless you want to die."
"Don't engage the enemy unless you have to."

[Scandicci]

Current SL who was not using VOIP mysteriously gets disconnected...

I am now the SL with a medic kit...

New guy joins squad a few seconds later...

"Squad Leader you do realize you have a medic kit, don't you?"

I reply...

"I am addicted to the epipen."

[LittleFoX]

'Ok, everyone stay put and hold fire, I'll pop smoke to mark our location, X, Y and Z secure the peremiter.'
Some genious throws an incindiary grenade on the road
'I told you to hold fire, that includes incindiary grenades! Now stay put and keep an eye out!'
Starts shooting into the sky....*KICK*
'Listen up! However still thinks he's funny by throwing incindiary grenades and wasting ammo, can you leave the squad now!'

[Masterbake]

Oh fuck, rally's down

[Havoc134]

"cmon guys, someone needs to be the medic"

[motherdear]

Or even more popular:

"Hey the Cobra is up, might get to use my SOFLAM"

*checks map and emits angry growl which he will not elaborate on for squaddies*

*60 seconds later 2 guys respawn on Essex and request pilot kits and stand on the Cobra spawn*

oh god i've done that so many times when playing with you, nothing is more annoying than loosing air support (except for annoying squadmember that thinks killing a FAV is more important than the tank 50 feet from us that hasn't spotted us)

[Dev1200]

Squad of Infantry:

Deviante(me): "Get down! There's a tank outside looking straight at us!"

SM's: "What tank?" *Looking out window to see the tank*

Whole squad is killed by tank Heat shell


/kick ;D

[henriksive]

Squad of Infantry:
Deviante(me): "Get down! There's a tank outside looking straight at us!"
SM's: "What tank?" *Looking out window to see the tank*
Whole squad is killed by tank Heat shell

Happens too often...
My most used sentence is actually "good job guys" or "get some fire on the marker".

[ben748]

"

"Any volunteers for medic?" Followed by a silence

I always volunteer to be medic, actually a pretty good job.

[PFunk]

FIRE AT THE MARKER FIRE AT THE MARKER!

IF YOU DIE WITH A BULLET IN YOUR CHAMBER I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOUR LITTLE SISTER AND SHOW HER MY MARKSMAN COMPETENCIES, SANS RIFLE!

[CrashNemesisII]

"look mate, either lead, follow or get out of my way"

"keep your spacing, seriously, move across the street, NOW"

"Ok, moving in on enemy cache, we're alone, so nice and slow."

"Slow is smooth and smooth is fast guys"

"what do you mean they're shooting at us? Shoot back!"

[Zrix]

"Enemies at marker!"

sometimes followed by

"Ok, spawn at main.."