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Posted: 2007-06-05 12:45
by ArmedDrunk&Angry
I second Clausius's motion.
I feel the horse solution is too mild though.
My preference would be to slit their palms open, pour in some rock salt and then slip a wet ox hide glove over their hands.
Then stake them out in the bottom of a dry well with an IV drip.
The glove will dry, driving their fingers into the wound which won't close due to the rock salt and the IV will keep them hydrated until they die of sepsis in a week or so.
Posted: 2007-06-05 12:53
by El_Vikingo
Hold on AD&A, I'll give you my shrink's number...
Posted: 2007-06-05 13:25
by ArmedDrunk&Angry
he he he
I read that in a book years ago about how Bedoiuns treat traitors and found it very frightening.
But as was mentioned above we are all giving them what they want by talking about them.
The worst punishment you could give them would be Amish "shunning".
Shunning is the act of deliberately avoiding association with, and habitually keeping away from an individual or group. It is a sanction against association often associated with religious groups and other tightly-knit organisations and communities. Targets of shunning can include, but are not limited to apostates, whistleblowers, dissidents, persons classified as: "sinner" or "traitors" and other people who defy or who fail to comply with the standards established by the shunning group(s). Shunning has a long history as a means of organisational influence and control. Extreme forms of shunning and related practices have rendered the general practice controversial in some circles.
Posted: 2007-06-05 13:29
by bosco_
Don't feed the troll.
Posted: 2007-06-05 14:41
by DirtyHarry88
I've never had any problem like this in PR, usually stick to servers with admin and there's no problem.
Posted: 2007-06-05 14:46
by ::Major_Baker::
i got killed by one of those fools in vanilla bf2.
Little did he know I was in with my squad, and he recieved about 100 laceration wounds, followed by shock paddles, followed by lacerations, followed by shock paddles, follwed by....
until he logged off. 'Vodka something' was his name, he got owned by baker & co.
Posted: 2007-06-05 14:50
by Hx.Clavdivs
I was in a squad that gave a new meaning to disorganized. Only time they pulled together was when we got hit by a repeated offender.
I zapped them to life, while they for the first time made a single column and gave supressing fire. You should have seen the TK'er bunny of into the woods and kept running.
(edit: Spelling.)
Posted: 2007-06-05 14:51
by BlackwaterEddie
And how are the actions of these guys different to any other teamkillers?, correct, its not, these guys just know how to make it look incredibly funny.
"dont come near me, ill kill ya!", probably the best line in the whole movie.
Posted: 2007-06-05 14:56
by Hx.Clavdivs
Misunderstanding the situation I loved the first scene.
"Don't FUCK with me"
"Who's fucking with you now!"
It took me a split second before I got that it was a question. Just reminded me of a very similar situation where somebody kept me running after a jeep for 3 minutes all across AlBasrah.
Posted: 2007-06-05 15:03
by El_Vikingo
You could have lead him behind a sand dune and put him out of his misery.
Posted: 2007-06-05 15:14
by JohnnyPissoff
ArmedDrunk&Angry wrote:I second Clausius's motion.
I feel the horse solution is too mild though.
My preference would be to slit their palms open, pour in some rock salt and then slip a wet ox hide glove over their hands.
Then stake them out in the bottom of a dry well with an IV drip.
The glove will dry, driving their fingers into the wound which won't close due to the rock salt and the IV will keep them hydrated until they die of sepsis in a week or so.
...and I'll hold them down for you while you do the honors. Man I can't believe those sissy boys have found PR. The reason they TK is they can't find the hax scripts as easily anymore. A perfect hell for them after what AD&A and I do to them would be for them to have to play CS with the other script kiddies for eternity.
Posted: 2007-06-05 15:18
by Hx.Clavdivs
Or ... we can all start to roleplay and pretend that these guys are 007 or Jack Bauer trying to sabotage our war effort.
Posted: 2007-06-05 15:22
by Xmaster
They all deserve to die. Sorry but i cant stand people who jsuis ruins other's fun. I see it as a an extreme lack of respect. Such douches doesnt deserve to live. 13 years old babies should stay away from video games.
One thing I dont understand tho...why didnt they initiate a votekick on that fgit?
Posted: 2007-06-05 16:24
by JohnnyPissoff
Far from being children, those fags have been disrupting game play since 1998 as far as I can remember...and they used to be, if not still, an infamous haxor clan primarily for Counter Strike.
Posted: 2007-06-05 17:11
by ZanderArch
They are just sad lonely people that live in their grandparents basement because their father drank himself to death over the failure of his son and his mother died of a combined depression of her failed son and lost husband. Now, they spend their times beating off to people asking "What the fuck is wrong with you?" when they try to make their TK efforts seem like accidents, blaming their mouse or something when they waste a team's assets just to waste another one.
Really, there should be a rehab center for these people... Only instead of helping them, we just make their the life a miserable wreck they want to inflict on others. I won't go into detail, but take any and every kind of pain inflicting torture known to man and use it on them. Chinese Water Torture with ice, lots of salt, and their eyes held open by sharpened tooth picks, anyone?
Posted: 2007-06-05 17:43
by Outlawz7
Yeah, make sure the water torture ends when the 1000 galon cistern is empty

Posted: 2007-06-05 17:45
by ArmedDrunk&Angry
and you guys call my sanity into question ?
lol
Posted: 2007-06-05 18:18
by Hx.Clavdivs
ZanderArch wrote:They are just sad lonely people that live in their grandparents basement because their father drank himself to death over the failure of his son and his mother died of a combined depression of her failed son and lost husband. Now, they spend their times beating off to people asking "What the fuck is wrong with you?" when they try to make their TK efforts seem like accidents, blaming their mouse or something when they waste a team's assets just to waste another one.
Really, there should be a rehab center for these people... Only instead of helping them, we just make their the life a miserable wreck they want to inflict on others. I won't go into detail, but take any and every kind of pain inflicting torture known to man and use it on them. Chinese Water Torture with ice, lots of salt, and their eyes held open by sharpened tooth picks, anyone?
Keep it simple. Force them to work customer service. After 1 year they will hate their lives. After 2, they will be on anti-depressants just to get out of bed. Any longer, and the probability that they will suicide will increase.
HOLY ****! They work at customer service and this is their revenge! EUREKA!