I Have a script and the motivation.
What I need from the Community:
Mappers: People that can modify already known maps.
Maya Artists: I need props
Unique Voices: If you have one and a good Mic, Please PM me.
Modders: I might need some new charachters like Flight Attendants, Cab drivers (lol), etc.
And especially experienced editors: I have experience from school but it is most definitly not enough for a project this size.
I am willing to allow freedom for artist flair and input, and even to add or subtract from the script, however I do retain the right to include or exlude any information and input.
Otherwise, this movie is for the community, to teach others how to play, to allow for some comic relief in our community, and especially for a man named John Anette, known to us as PantlessMidget, and If you know anything about him that might hint towards the ending of the film(Mora, hint hint).
I'm posting an excerpt from the begining of the script even though it has some personal notes in it. If you want to see more, PM me
Enjoy Lads
Project Reality Trainer: The Movie
By: [AFG] Acemantura_the_Only
The Map is Strike at Karkand, Vanilla BF2, with boundaries removed.
Capture the Essence of What PR players do not enjoy in Vanilla:
Nade Spamming
Bunny Hopping
Dophin Diving
Hacking
Rambo
Lone Wolfing
Lack of Teamwork
We start at the Gas Station. They all form up into their respective squads in a column; first Alpha, the bravo, and so on until Echo. The commander stands in front of the Squads. Gomer is wandering around. We see John Anette in Bravo squad in the Rear as a medic with the M16 equipped. He is the only medic.
COMMANDER
I’m a man of Brevity. {A Pause} Any questions.
SQUAD LEADER 2
Uh yeah! What’s the plan?
COMMANDER
What Plan?
A Pause while looking at all the squads. We cut straight to a close up of Gomer. A half second pause and then
GOMER
Oh Shit!
The Squads go and attempt to take care of business. They are slaughtered. During the slaughter we see John try to revive a few teammates, but as they retreat, they all get shot except for John. Gomer dies from a grenade chucked right at his feet.
GOMER
Oh Shit!
Boom.
Get uncle Steve to say, “Oh Shit” a few times (In his Gomer Pyle-esque Voice).
John is the only survivor of the ordeal. We see him run like crazy to the Gas Station, where the Commander is waiting for him. The shot is the Commander’s feet to his head, center screen.
COMMANDER
You men! Have been chosen! To go to other operations in the theatre of War.
Cut to a shot of John panting just in front of the Commander. We cut back to the shot of the commander, he then looks to his left and walks off screen. Cut back to John, panting less. As we fade to black we hear a Merlin landing and John is looking up apparently at the helicopter.
[Fade to Black]
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Introduction
A Mash-up of what is to come
Music by John Powell - “Treadstone Assassins”
Capture the essence of what a true PR player does in-game (Follow example of Fuzzhead). Montage:
Lazing/CAS
Tank Support
Inf CQB
Destroying Caches
End montage with two Merlin’s being loaded with men on Kashan Desert. An auto rifle must be in the doorway, a Medic and an Officer must be in the rear of the craft.
During the Trip, John Anette is being interviewed by the Crew Chief, known as Heli Sergeant in the script, while both are sitting in the back seats of a Merlin.
HELI SERGEANT
So John, You know what's goin on right?
JOHN
Yes Sergeant, were uh, going to this airbase in Basr...
As the Merlin fly’s by North Village, the Retarded Grunt {Auto Rifle} sitting in the right doorway shoots at some homes and yells while firing. He sounds like Ricky from TPB.
RETARDED GRUNT
Git' some you Raghead Fuck!
HELI SERGEANT
Ricky! that's the third fuckin' time you shot at civies, I’m reportin’ your sorry *** to Sergeant Porter, we'll see how long it takes you to get out from under all the shit you'll be shoveling.
RETARDED GRUNT
But Sarge, he had an AK, he wasn’t no Civie.
Heli gets his binoculars and looks out the back
HELI SERGEANT
That was a brown Lawn chair you Moron!
The Sergeant on the Heli exhales/grunts heavily
HELI SERGEANT
Go on, oh, and uh, just call me Sarge alright kid?
JOHN
Sure Sarge, anyway, uh, apparently we just aren’t good enough yet, coming straight from Basic an' all, so were goin' to an Airbase in Basrah for a miniature joint training exercise with the Ruskies and Brits. We’re getting some new weapons, new vehicles, and a whole new way to take care of business.
HELI SERGEANT
You excited?
JOHN
Hell Yeah Sergeant, I mean, Sarge, I think anyone would be, especially if they spent their time wishing that there was something better than the run of the mill, Vanilla tasting, active service most of us Jarheads get.
HELI SERGEANT
Well I know you love it then
[Crossfade]
The map is Al Basra. We see the two Merlins flying in the southwest towards the City, then north through the burning Oil fields, then right towards the river, then towards the airport. As the heli's are landing on the pads.
HELI SERGEANT
Well I think you'll do fine, just pay attention, watch out for noobies like yourself...
The Helis will be behind the Airport, in the middle of the other of the Airport where the men will be in the Helicopter Standing up, all the soldiers are starting to walk out of the back.
HELI SERGEANT
And one more thing John…
The Sergeant on the Heli and the John are both at the back of the Helicopter, with the Retarded Grunt behind them
HELI SERGEANT
Watch out for those English and Russki accents, sometimes they’ll throw ya off.
JOHN
Will do Sarge, thanks.
From Black, all the Soldiers from both Merlins except The Sergeant on the Heli and the Retarded Grunt are lined up and in formation with the exception of John running to get into formation. 16 total to be in formation. We see a man standing in front of the formation, who is using the officer kit, and has his pistol at the ready
{Brit-John Cleese} PAD SEARGEANT
Get a move on Ya bloody Yank, we don’t have 9 bloody hours to play a game o’ baseball, now do we!?! Right! Those of you who know what you are supposed to be doing are dismissed to report to your NCO, and as for you new guys...
Every soldier but John shuffles, mostly in the same direction towards the C-5
PAD SEARGEANT
Oh, it’s only you then. Well follow me, I’ll take you to Sergeant Porter, hop in the jeep.
JOHN
Yes Sir!
Both John and the Sergeant of the Pad hop in the Land Rover that is waiting, and make an enormous U-turn to get the entrance of the airport, running over most of the soldiers that had just left formation. The Road-Kill soldiers moan and scream
PAD SEARGEANT
Get a move on, you Fakers!
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Would like to see this if it worked out
