[List] Funniest thing you've heard during the "hot mic bug"...

[Artnez]

If someone is speaking into their mic just as the round ends, their mic will be hot for about 10 seconds in the next loading screen. It doesn't matter if they use push to talk, their mic will be hot as if they're pressing the push to talk key (even though they're not pressing it!).

This is pretty fun We get a 10 second glimpse into someone's life between rounds.

What are the funniest things you've heard? For me:

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That's bulls***!

... F**K YOU!

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Wife: You said you'd be ready in 2 minutes
Player: I said I COULD be ready in 2 minutes
Wife: No, I said I'd like to leave in 2 minutes and you said OK
Player: Oooh, you said you'd LIKE to leave in 2 minutes

*pause*

Player: Ok.

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Turkey.
No, TURKEY.
Tee You Are Kay Ee Why - T-U-R-K-E-Y
*some loud noise, sounds like he got up*

[Sniperdog]

Not during the end of a round but regardless it was definitely not intended to be heard:

<in the background>

WHERES THE F*CKING PLUNGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gazzthompson]

epic thread, cant think of much now but the basic "god *enter squad members name here* is fuc*ing retarded"

[TOME Malambri]

"That squad leader [me] sucked"

"Buuuuuuuurp"

"Ughh not [expletive] insurgency again"

[=Toasted=]

Only thing I've heard (that was legible)was "Ugh not korengal valley" (Korengal was next map in rotation) Followed by some high pitched static noise.

Oh yeah I heard a guy making slurping noises, as well as people eating.

[ReadMenace]

epic thread, cant think of much now but the basic "god *enter squad members name here* is fuc*ing retarded"

Gazz, I didn't realize that we've played together.

-REad

[ledo1222]

The Most F*** Up thing iv heard is "Im going to rape that guy and be an ***" He started to Flip the choppars and Kill us.

[steve_06-07]

I've could sworn I heard someone throw up way back in .6, he did say he was "not feeling well" during the match.

[mat552]

Actually I take off my headphones until the next map starts loading.

Someone once started into their "personal time" as soon as the game ended. I have never been so horrified.

[casiNo]

Actually I take off my headphones until the next map starts loading.

Someone once started into their "personal time" as soon as the game ended. I have never been so horrified.

Wait...to the loading screen?

[mat552]

Wait...to the loading screen?

It is not my duty to question how good someone finds their personal scores after a round..

[Jaymz]

Actually I take off my headphones until the next map starts loading.

Someone once started into their "personal time" as soon as the game ended. I have never been so horrified.

Wait...to the loading screen?

It is not my duty to question how good someone finds their personal scores after a round..

loool, that just made my day!

[Outlawz7]

Meh I mostly hear just mumbling and static noise from people.

[BloodBane611]

I was there at the beginning of the next round artnez. My favorite part was where the other guys in his squad started talking about it on global chat.

[z0MbA]

i was doing some lonewolf sniping and topped the scoreboard and i heard a squad mate say

"P.O.S. sniper...(something i couldnt understand)...Kick his teeth in."

i was laughing so hard

[Sprats]

some guy joined, and there was another his clan member, they started to discuss some things:

"A:so wait, XXXXX, what do you do?"
"B: i work at tesco, as manager assistant"
"A: no for real, what do you do?"
"B:....."

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some fat guy joined, and his voice was so hilarious, i just dont want to tell his full nickname "baz***"

anyways, he joins the squad and starts screaming in some turkish accent " squad leaderrr, i need a rrrrope, thrrrow me a rope" "(1min after he joins the squad) squad leaderrrr, you arrre the worrst squad leaderrr ever!, adai99hg0"(U(GAN"(GB (something in his language)

[Just_A_Thought]

Wait...to the loading screen?

Connection to the popularity of the loading screen music?

[Truism]

Every other round in GSA someone says

"Fucken' bullshit."

I swear it.

[galeknight1]

After one round a guy started singing to a pop song...

Funniest thing is basically the same squad was together next round and we were all giving him shit for it.

[SkaterCrush]

Honest to god this happened like 3 months ago but I shit myself laughing. I heard our squad leader mumlbing then shouted something like

"Honey, you wanna have sex"
I heard a mumbled "sure" in the background and I hear my squad leader go "yippie!". I was with a few of the same guys next round and we were shitting ourselves laughing.