The Project Reality Drinking Game

[Matrox]

Many of you enjoy social activities such as alcohol, women and video games. The Project Reality Drinking Game allows you to combine all of these into a night of drunken fun with friends!

Instructions.

To play the game, you will need:
Project Reality
1-5 friends
A Pint Glass
Copious amounts of Beer/Cider/Lager/JD+Coke (Spirits are too much)
(Headset is advisable)

To play the game, load up Project Reality with your designated mates and form a squad with an apt title, so other players know to stay away from your squad as you get drunker during the round.

Whilst playing, certain actions will cause either you or your squad mates to drink a designated amount of "fingers". (1 finger is usually counted as half an inch.) When the forfeit is committed drink your punishment immediately. Don't start saying "ill save mine for later" or "I'm too busy running away and not getting shot". Stop what your doing and savour the punishment. These rules are inflexible, and it is not your friends job to point out your punishment. Take it like a man and get on with it.

Pre match deployment:
1 finger for being a squad member and not Squad Leader
2 fingers for asking to be Automatic Rifleman
1 finger for team switching

During the Round:
-1 finger for spawning at the wrong place
-1 finger for being critically wounded
-3 fingers for giving up when your medic is trying to make his way to you
-2 fingers for being killed
-2 fingers for spotting a friend as an enemy contact
-4 fingers for spotting a friend and shooting him - use the map son!
-3 fingers for a TK
-2 fingers for every person you run over - this isn't Mario kart
-2 fingers for rolling a vehicle
-4 fingers for rolling a vehicle with someone else inside with you
-Killing a neutral civilian earns you 4 fingers


-If you kill a light asset (jeep/truck/logi truck) - your fellow squad mates drink 2 fingers
-If you kill a heavy asset (APC/Tank/Attack Helo) - your fellow squad mates drink 3 fingers
-If you take down a jet your fellow squad mates drink 5 fingers

Special rules
-If you are sublime enough to take down 6 or more opponents on foot without being killed, dish out 3 fingers to your stunned pals.

-Any "mate" who suggests playing vanilla "for a laugh" is either shot or finishes his pint.

-Filling a civilian with buckshot does not count as arresting him. Consume 2 fingers for your foolishness.

-Being the last person to shovel a firebase gets you 2 fingers. I don't care if your the medic, grab your self a crewman kit!

-Finding an enemy cache earns your squadmates 3 fingers.

-Project Reality doesn't account for dissent - we do. 3 fingers every time you start getting your Roy Keane on and cursing.

-Any AFK period earns you the right to have 2 fingers for the trip.

EVERYONE drinks 1 finger when:
-Map change
-Squad leader dies
-A member of your squad jumps in an asset
-Someone from your squad types in RTFM! or Go check the forums!
-You fail to comply with a commander order
-Your squad is completly wiped out
-Every time someone talks about "the good old days". The deviation in 0.5 was not better than the current release!

There are a lot of rules, and granted you will forget some. So consume an extra finger every time you forget one you amateur!

As always, we are on the lookout for more rules. Feel free to comment and wrtie any you think could be included in the official rules list.

[Airsoft]

gotta try this hehe

[Rhino]

lol nice topic, but when I read the title and saw you posted it I thought it might have something to do with wine bottles and *** cracks

[Matrox]

lol nice topic, but when I read the title and saw you posted it I thought it might have something to do with wine bottles and *** cracks

I'm removing the entire dev team from my facebook friends list.

[Arnoldio]

Start seling special glasses for this, make big moneyz.

Something that would dose off the same amount every time. :d

[MaxBooZe]

A nice big pint with the PR dogtags sure would work, 5 Pounds a glass will work? Comes with a bottle of beer?

[Elektro]

This is pretty, pretty badass.

[Burton]

Hmmm... Might try to make the PRA2 testers play this with me..

[Rudd]

this would be an epic event night

[Wakain]

I see we don't need to play on a pub server to play a pub game anymore

[Rhino]

this would be an epic event night

It would start off super serious and end up with everyone walking in funny lines and crashing everything

[sweedensniiperr]

lol fullkontakt did something this like once but he took a shot of vodka everytime he died ^^

[Dunehunter]

It would start off super serious and end up with everyone walking in funny lines and crashing everything

And I would end up mopping everyone up at the end.

[doop-de-doo]

If you blow up your own cache you must have a nice glass of warming red wine.

[Damian(>>>PL]

Nice Training, but I see one problem(what if we can't remember what we learned).

[Z-trooper]

I soooo need to get my comp fixed again and/or visit you, and/or we port this to RvS mate

much love matrox

[Priby]

Matrox;1409496']Many of you enjoy social activities such as alcohol, women and video games. The Project Reality Drinking Game allows you to combine all of these into a night of drunken fun with friends!

Now, how do we get the women in there?

[Spaz]

Oh yes! I'm going to load up on beer and we can do this, I can see this becoming a every week event.

I'm removing the entire dev team from my facebook friends list.

To late mate that picture is in a secure location...

[Smegburt_funkledink]

5 fingers for driving into a tree on Kashan...

[Rhino]

5 fingers for driving into a tree on Kashan...

oh come on, your drunk already and if there a a tree in the middle of the desert we all know what's going to happen