
I made it so there's only one seam on each corner down the middle and on the lower half. This way it'll be less visible to the player if they see it.

this still causes some distortion but its not TOO bad and it's only towards the lower half of the model. I could try and manually relax it some more, but it looks as if this is as close to as good as it'll get.
also those smoothing errors I was talking about before were caused by some unwelded verts that I didn't catch. They're all fixed up now tho
EDIT:
Actually after fixing up those unwelded verts it gave me the ability to relax it more, so there's even less distortion next to the seams.

The seam is still there but there's less distortion around it.





























